Darkard

@Darkard@lemmy.world

What?

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Darkard,

Day 0 DLC will be “Garb of the Veil guard” and it will be a handful of average looking outfits that you will remove the moment you reach a vendor who sells something +1 better. It will be included in the preorder.

Day 1 DLC will be a side quest that is billed as delving deeper into a companions backstory and integral to the main plot. What it will actually be will be half a dozen mild conversations and 2 fights that will never be mentioned again.

Darkard,

What a cunt

Darkard,

How would star wars even work in a total war game?

I can see the hero characters like jedi and such fit with how they work in the WarHammer games. Things like tanks and walkers filling the space of single and low unit count monster troops.

But would regular troopers be standing in lines of 50? I suppose it’s not a stretch of the imagination to think they could make smaller infantry units, but I have always associated the total war games with dragging out the lines of my spears and flanking cavalry rather than flicking small teams of shooters into cover positions

Darkard,

“sorry babe, the MAGA hat stays on”

Darkard,

I held off because I’ve been stung by early access before. A decent EA buy?

But between this and the new KC:D I might be on a medieval theme for a while

Darkard,

Imagine if this was your work on a wall like this being unearthed.

This could have just been another day of hum-drum work for them. But now their legacy has been revealed at an unfathomable time in the future.

So very few people will ever have this and I’m sure nothing I ever accomplish will be remembered or delight so many people upon it’s discovery in the future, should any of it even survive that long.

Darkard,

News just in! People like games that are fun and don’t try to fucking rob you at every opportunity.

Shocking

Darkard,

The man from del monte says: “you better keep your gods damn mouth shut or you’re gonna find yourself taking a long walk off a short pier. You fucking understand me bitch?”

Darkard,

They only drink full sugar hard drinks. Like WKD Blue and a whiskey with with a tablespoon of Golden Syrup in it.

Darkard,

So, anyone wanna take a guess at what it is this time?

My money is on a self-signed SSL certificate used in the back end somewhere expired. Some SAML setup or something that everyone forgot about.

Darkard,

This is the sensible response here. While I agree that Trump is a piece of shit and shouldn’t be president again, the obvious outcome is that it would be used as a precedent for future bad faith applications of the same rule.

Darkard,

Gimme an open world game where I’m the terminator and I’m tracking down my Sarah Connor equivalent and doing various covert or not so covert actions that lead to the creation and rise of skynet.

If I’m defeated I’m taken back to a new machine body in the future to see the effects of my timeline meddling, pick up a new target and head back into the past and the open world.

Darkard,

“capitalism is a horrible system that tried to bankrupt my family though medical expenses.

But don’t fight it, support it by giving them your money anyway, and then any that you earn after that.

You are a fool of you don’t buckle to the whims of big business”

Darkard,

Uh oh, is someone loosing control of the wild extremists they have been equipping?

Darkard,

With this following on from WotR I thought they would have had a pretty solid game.

Has this been rushed to completion for Christmas?

I might just wait a few months and see what the patch notes look like when it’s on sale.

Darkard,

My prediction is on it having stuff like the far cry and CoD games where there’s an in game store you can buy “exclusive” items, skins, boosts, shit like that.

Every loading screen will have an advert for the current “season” of items that will, for no reason at all, become unavailable forever in a few weeks time.

None of it will cost real money, it will use some in game currency will convert from real money in increments that are just slightly higher than the in shop items, so you are always left with some left in your wallet.

Normal game progression will reward with some of this currency, just enough to buy the cheapest store item. In game events will give you some free items that you go to the store to claim. The free stuff is shite.

Darkard,

Sprinkle it on top of ice-creams

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