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Hyphlosion

@Hyphlosion@donphan.social

Your local Zero Sugar, Meatatarian, Johtoker.

I love everything Johto, not just the older stuff.

I’m here for the chill vibes and to have a good time.

Billy O’nares refer to me as “A commoner with gumption.”

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Hyphlosion,
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Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every N̶e̶w̶ ̶Y̶o̶r̶k̶e̶r̶ American’s God-given right.

New FPS Built Using Doom Tech Is Better Than Most AAA Shooters (kotaku.com)

Things aren’t looking good for me. I’m a few levels into Selaco, a new FPS out now on Steam, and I’m stuck behind a bar as a group of sci-fi soldiers unload their rifles and shotguns into my hiding spot. I’m also low on health. So yeah, a bad spot to be in. I take a deep breath and try something....

Hyphlosion,
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Most. But there’s a small problem: Us console peasants can’t play it yet. So… Yeah.

Hyphlosion,
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My PC specs are 0. You might’ve missed the part where I said “console peasant.”

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@Duamerthrax I’d love to get me one of those raspberry pie mini consoles one of these times.

Hyphlosion,
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That’s a very frogressive thing to say.

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My brain read skeksis instead of ska. And now I can’t help but picture a band made up of giant, overly-dressed, wrinky old birds rocking out in a dank cave.

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I’d love to shut up and play Starship Troopers: The Game. But unfortunately, I don’t have a PS5 or gaming PC. Still holding out hope that this will come to Xbox one day.

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Username checks out.

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Guile’s Theme Goes with Everything was my all time favorite meme. Followed closely by Chuck Norris jokes.

These days I’m really into Bully McGuire.

Hyphlosion,
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“Small” price increase? Are your toilet paper squares $10 bills or something?

Hyphlosion,
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Being mad at something costs energy, and I’d rather move on instead continuously giving Reddit that kind of respect and having it live rent-free in my head. Feels good.

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If FF XIV becomes available fully on Gamepass, I’ll definitely give it my time. Yes, I know about the trial and stuff. But I’m not going to pay a subscription to play the full game when I’m already paying for Gamepass. No thank you.

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Woops my bad. The brain fog’s been real today.

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I understand that, but I absolutely refuse to pay a subscription for a single game, no matter how good it is. Especially since I’m already paying for a Gamepass subscription.

That’s just how I roll.

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