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Localhorst86, to linkedinlunatics in A good leader always farts first 💹

Fart for the position you want, not the position you have.

Localhorst86, to lemmyshitpost in Drink up

does that cost extra?

Localhorst86, to lemmyshitpost in You've been planed!

I am not falling for that stupid trick again. Everyone knows planes don’t use blinker fluid because that would freeze during flight, they use plasma.

Localhorst86, to politics in A Hidden Variable in the Presidential Race: Fears of ‘Trump Forever’ | Undecided voters are concerned that if Donald Trump returns to the White House, he’ll never leave.

“creation of a unified reich”

Localhorst86, to world in Marjorie Taylor Greene pushes wild conspiracy theory about Slovakia PM’s shooting: ‘No wonder they shot him’

That’s an insult to beautiful cunts around the world

Localhorst86, to lemmyshitpost in Just an ordinary girl!

Same

Localhorst86, (edited ) to world in Switzerland’s Nemo is first nonbinary singer to win Eurovision Song Contest

its complete trash and dont understand why people seem to love it so much but its huge.

back when we stil cared, the fact that it was complete trash was why we loved it.
We looked forward to a bunch of people wearing tinfoil suits performing the most eurodance song you could imagine.
Or polish girls pointlessly churning butter and washing clothes on stage in an oversexualized fashion.
Or one of the most epic sax performances.
Or just Lordi being Lordi

Particularly, because the ESC was always commented by a radio moderator named Peter Urban who would make the snarkiest remarks about any perfomers.
No one I know cares about the “serious” performances. Every year, we wait for the ridiculous, over-the-top, pointless performances. Very rarely does the ESC produce an actually good song.

Localhorst86, to 196 in now imagine a dog with a propeller hat

That one, I wasn’t a big fan of. But maybe that’s because I am not a native English speaker. Maybe its better for native speakers.

Localhorst86, to 196 in now imagine a dog with a propeller hat

I can only recommend Randall Munroe’s books “what if”, " how to" and “what if 2”. They are really entertaining comedy.

Localhorst86, to 196 in now imagine a dog with a propeller hat

“There’s an xkcd for that”

what-if.xkcd.com/12/

Localhorst86, to politics in Jack Smith is convincing Americans Donald Trump is guilty

I wonder at what point newsweek became this trash. I do remember about 20 years ago, we used printed Newsweek magazines in our english curiculum in school as a tool to learn a foreign language, but at no point were it’s articles anywhere near as bad is they are on their website.

Localhorst86, to 196 in Stupid sexy femboys rule

I like how the logo on their shirts resembles hands “groping” a peach.

Localhorst86, to games in Ubisoft CEO defends Skull and Bones’ $70 price despite its live service leanings, calls it ‘quadruple-A’

The extra “A” stands for “Asshole”

Localhorst86, to lemmyshitpost in Offspring

I think he’s pretty fly


Localhorst86, to lemmyshitpost in They complained about this ad...

fun fact*:
This photo/ad was published closer to the french revolution than today.

**facts not guaranteed to be accurate

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