Masamune

@Masamune@lemmy.world

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Masamune,

If I was working 3 full time jobs, I too would want to permanently work from home.

Masamune,

Yes, it’s OK to leave a hot dog in a car. Hot dogs are best when served warm. The searing interior of your car will make it feel right at home.

Masamune,

“It’s a moo point. Like a cow’s opinion, you know, it just doesn’t matter.”

Masamune,

That’s a solid platform,! Where do I send campaign donations?

Masamune,

Ah, I see you have studied and understand the complexities of corporate finance. Well done, let’s give our CEO a 2,000% raise to celebrate!

-Corporate board somewhere, probably

Masamune,

A wild Mitch Hedberg appears! Have my updoot.

Masamune,

Hey guys, I’m developing a quintiple A game! It’s real because I just said so! Also the price point for AAAAA games will be $145 cause that’s how awesome it will make you feel.

p.s. - planned DLC releases during early access for only $99, what a bargain!

Masamune,

Exactly…awesome!

Masamune,

I miss my Dreamcast 😭

Masamune,

If it had DRM it was not very good, that’s for sure! I still own it, but it’s in storage about 1700 miles away.

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