SarcasticMan

SarcasticMan, 7 days ago

These damn bots are out of control lol

“I’ve met Putin, what a guy, some say he’s the second-best guy. I don’t know, what I do know is I am the best guy. People say Mr. President you’re the best guy, no guys better just the best of the best they say. I told Poots, that’s what I call him Poots it’s like a pet name, he calls me cyka, which means friend in Russian because we are best friends some say the only true friends because we are such good friends. Anyway, he gets a bad rap poots, he just wants to stop the nazis and help Russians stuck in Ukraine by the criminal Biden crime family. Crooked Hillary won’t let Russia grow, they need to grow. Nazis, Hillarys, maybe even a few Obamas that’s Ukraine. Obama is trying to stop Russia, I said you can’t do that, they can’t do that. Let’s help Poots stop the crooked Clintons and bring back Taco Tuesdays, you remember Taco Tuesdays? On Tuesdays, before Obama outlawed it we used to have tacos. I had big Macs because I am not Mexican, not a fan of beans. Putin says nazis took his beans to Ukraine, I don’t know…maybe, some say it’s true. Smart people say it, they say Mr. President we need to leave Ukraine and let Russia have it so they can grow and stop Hillary from sending Hunter over there to steal their beans.” - Donald Trump

SarcasticMan, 7 days ago

Lol that’s how you know it’s bots

SarcasticMan, 25 days ago (edited 17 days ago)

If you are right I will donate $25 worth of Monopolowa to my stomach.

Edit: convicted lol I donated the Monopolowa anyway skål or should I say dzięki or would it be prost fuck it cheers!

SarcasticMan, 2 months ago

It’s a lot harder to lebensraum if the people that live there are still alive. Hopefully, they can devise some sort of camp to house all those “subhuman animals” and the settlers can move in and make the area livable again.

I fucking hate this timeline.

SarcasticMan, 2 months ago

Is it 1999 all over again?

SarcasticMan, 2 months ago

Right so, FSB instigated and facilitated IS to attack theater in Moscow in a Hail Mary to drum up support for Ukraine War escalation. Gotcha…well it worked in 1999 so why not lol

SarcasticMan, 2 months ago

Poor little broke Donny no dough nary a dollar in sight he gonna cry into his my pillow tonight.

SarcasticMan, 3 months ago

Oh no, how embarrassing for him. He is a stable genius though so it shouldn’t be too hard for him to figure something out.

SarcasticMan, 3 months ago

I have a feeling my 16-year-old blind deaf Irish Terrier could outmaneuver the brain trust that is Lauren “Handjobber” Boebert.

SarcasticMan, 3 months ago

Oh no, no hate here. It’s smart thinking to have a secondary skill set.

SarcasticMan, 3 months ago

“You know, one day it would be nice if Ted Cruz gave me a handy for a change” - Lauren Boebert probably

SarcasticMan, 3 months ago

You are no longer in need of aid if you are dead.

SarcasticMan, 3 months ago

This is the ticket here. They have had 4 years to build on their last attempt.

SarcasticMan, 3 months ago

Supporting rapists is an expensive endeavor and Chubb is just the company to finance it.

SarcasticMan, 3 months ago

Please please please please please please please pick Jesse Ventura. I would be ever so grateful if that were to come true.

SarcasticMan, 3 months ago

But he was a governor and a navy seal lol

SarcasticMan, 3 months ago

He was also a mayor, I forgot that part. Navy seal, mayor, and a governor. Think of all the conspiracies he will blow wide open. Someone call June and Michael shits about to get real.

SarcasticMan, 3 months ago

Am I reading that correctly? The dog was a stray for 10 years. That pup has seen some shit.

SarcasticMan, 3 months ago

“If you kill another 30,000 people we will be super mad and have some really big feelings about it.”

SarcasticMan, 3 months ago

Don’t like it? Fuck you. Your greed is unconscionable and your hoarding of wealth is amoral and disgusting. In conclusion, fuck you.

SarcasticMan, 3 months ago

He should have asked her why her party tanked their own bill. Is it because they don’t really care about immigration and are dragging that poor girl’s name around while doing absolutely nothing to fix the problem or is Greene just a stupid cunt? Maybe both? IDK I think it’s time the left stops being nice and starts pushing the right’s hypocrisy back in their face loudly and publicly.

SarcasticMan, 3 months ago

A bag of dicks?

SarcasticMan, 3 months ago

Just for shits and giggles, Germany should invade Kaliningrad Oblast to help save the German-speaking population that was so ruthlessly cut off from Germany after the end of WWII. They could change the name back to Königsberg and then give it to Poland as a gift for that whole Lebensraum thing and you know the other stuff that my crazy racist neighbor Mike says is fake history.

Then Poland in a show of friendship and solidarity could gift it to Lithuania and they could go back to calling it Lithuania Minor. I think this is a solid plan that benefits the oppressed German speakers and re-unifies this long-lost region to its ancestral homelands. Also, throw something in there about stopping nazi governments and child trafficking just to be safe.

SarcasticMan, 4 months ago

They can set up their deradicalization camps. In these camps, they can teach the Palestinian new skills and give them jobs. They can even have some sort of slogan that they could put above the entrance to the main camp. Something like “Work Will Set You Free.”

SarcasticMan, 4 months ago

They could make the Palestinians wear yellow crescent moons with a little star next to them so they know who is who and can deradicalize them faster.

SarcasticMan, 4 months ago

Of course, they are. Why wouldn’t they? It’s not like the Palestinians are human.

This world is fucking circus world.

SarcasticMan, 4 months ago

Hold that line old son, hold that line. Even in the face of atrocities and violence hold that line.

Netanyahu said it best when he called Palestinian children “children of darkness.” yes sir, he spoke the truth when he said, “There are no innocent civilians in Gaza.” Like Arieh King said they are “subhuman.” but I think Yoav Gallant said it best when he called Palestinians “human animals.”

You are right though, we must call out hate whenever we see it or we run the risk of normalizing it. No one, not even my enemy deserves to be dehumanized. Even when they do inhuman things because hate is a contagious, addictive, and insidious affliction that must be stamped out through love and compassion.

SarcasticMan, 4 months ago

I am sure that if the Israeli government gets together they can come up with a solution to the Hamas problem. They can have a conference somewhere, I hear the Wannsee district of Berlin is nice this time of year.