SatansMaggotyCumFart

@SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world

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SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I pull them out of the dryer and use them to vigorously scrub my unwashed balls.

No more mildew smell!

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

No she’s cute and quirky.

I’d let her chew on my stick if you get my drift.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

What’s a bish?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Tastes like the dumpster behind the fish monger’s.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I don’t get any.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

The American’s asymmetrical warfare and the resulting paranoia itself can give you PTSD.

If you spend years always expecting a drone bombing your wedding, always being told to expect a drone bombing your wedding, you will see a drone bombing your wedding everywhere.

Even if your wedding never were actually drone bombed.

Not that i’m defending him but asymmetrical warfare can and will fuck you up.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Haha poop knife jolly rancher broken arms blowfly girl.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

What kind of tools?

Penises?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

They probably used lead as lube.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

My dick is always out, you just can’t see it because it’s tiny.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

You had enough room to put Lifeforce on twice.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

He fills Obi-Wan with cream?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

But those professional meme artist make tonnes of money and you’re going to take it all away to give to computers.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I do my wife and I still love her.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Nah I pound that shit like it’s going out of style.

She gets fifteen very enthusiastic second of lovemaking whenever she wants.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Could also mean she was fucking in the funeral home closet.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Heroin.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I immediately thought of Fallout 3 and was confused then remembered Fallout and Fallout 2.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

You asked.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Adults are fucked, I’d rather act like a toddler.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Mom, Flying Squid is being a turd and they are on my half of the back seat.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

See?

Toddlers have it made.Someone cooks for you, you can shit yourself and you don’t have to pay taxes.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Most places have a sin tax on alcohol.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Yeah that’s why I ignored the other part of that comment because it was kind of harshing my mellow.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Shit yourself, it worked for Ted Nugent.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

My asshole itches and my finger stinks.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

He looked her in the brown eye.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

From what I’ve seen in furry porn, foxes are the sexiest animals too.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I’ve got something that could fill her hollow feeling too.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Damn that’s a sexy bear.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Does this mean we’re not getting GTA 5 single player DLC?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Is it a good bridge?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Can I pay in cryptocurrency?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I should have 10-15 dogecoin.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I paid $13,000 USD for those dogecoins.

Elon said they’re going to be worth ten times that soon so your loss.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Okay, I can do three dogecoins because I just gave the other twelve to a nice Nigerian prince who will use it to get his $7.5 million USD in gold out of escrow and give me half.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I’m offering you three dogecoin which is potentially worth billions of dollars but you’re not wanting it.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Your loss.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Ol’ hoss, when you need two players to play it, it isn’t single player.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Ask if their house has walls because if it does so should their country.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I wonder if it still gives you diarrhea.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I’m going to 3D print a model for a butt plug.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Hey just because we unleashed Drake, Bryan Adams, Justin Bieber, Michael Bublé, and Celine Dion on the world doesn’t mean the rest of us are bad people.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Isn’t it phallusi?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Like the old saying, anything is a sounding rod if you’re not a pussy.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

At least two hours old.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Chances are really good that a star combined the atoms that make up the molecules and it went nova to spread them out.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

No.

Any other questions?

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