SatansMaggotyCumFart

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SatansMaggotyCumFart,

seeing every single media outlet openly say 'that was a disaster, he should probably be out.’

So it should be easy to source a couple of them saying that, right?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

The debate wasn’t that bad and none of those articles contained the quote you used.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Put ads in the games to increase revenue.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

How can I get those drugs that make me smart?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Donald Trump, his allies and right-wing media are whipping up conspiracy theories that his rival Joe Biden is using amphetamines, slamming Mountain Dew and using a secret earpiece…

I didn’t know the old gamer cocktail could do that.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I hear boofing a Mountain Dew is this generation’s version of gingering an old horse.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Tweakers are well know to be geniuses.

Have you watched Breaking Bad?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Speed is literally a street name for methamphetamine.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I’m not too concerned about what you call them.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I’m talking about the common street names, you are taking about what you call it.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Congratulations!

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Word salads are for the libs, real republicans have bloody word steaks cooked on a gas stove.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Kind of a trolly post, no?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Once you take a bite out of a whole food it’s not whole anymore.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Well if the right can’t win how would that be a fair system?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Does it come in a vagina shape yet?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Does McCafe have a poop hammock?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I need to figure out what irreverent means so I know if I should be insulted.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/11e630e2-1cf6-4d58-8992-5b5bed495c65.webp

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I always jerk off while I’m taking a shit but these days I can’t finish unless I’m pooping.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Somebody’s fishing.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

No one would take the time to make a post about me.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

As big fan of the original constitution, I personally don’t believe in any laws or technology from after March 4, 1789.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Most of Trump’s followers are smarter then sixteen Nobel prize-winning economists.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Proof?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

The Nobel Prize is rigged.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/02c40e57-538c-4159-bcb1-312dbbe11cd1.jpeg

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

It’s better than being a liberal.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Oh, okay.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Obama personally flew the drone that struck my wedding.

Turned out it was a good thing but that’s a story for another day.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Just because I believe different things then you doesn’t mean I’m a troll.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

If the economists all had IQs of 200 their combined IQ would be 3200.

If the followers all had IQs of 1 you’d be looking at 70 million.

Which is the bigger number?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I’m just having a friendly conversation there’s no need to throw baseless accusations my way.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Veteran Republican strategist Karl Rove wrote in The Wall Street Journal: “Mr Trump can’t come off as unhinged or enraged. The words ‘rigged election’ shouldn’t pass his lips. He has to keep his cool and can’t make it all about himself.”

I can’t believe they defrosted Karl Rove.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I didn’t think that fox used TP, just the tongues of interns to clean themselves.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I’d put a bid in for that seat.

I bet it smells like a harbor at low tide.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

They make more money on average so pay more taxes.

How is that a bad thing?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

If you go to post secondary education you’re going to on average make more money then if you don’t.

If you make more money you’ll pay more taxes the rest of your life so it’s a cheap investment is my point.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

You’re not understanding my point.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Neither are you, then.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I’m actually surprised he got those words out.

They must have fixed his teleprompter.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

My alcoholic uncle unironically posted this to Facebook this morning at 2:31am.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Well pickled.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Isn’t the fact that he can say that pretty much proving him wrong?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

This guy is twenty percent ahead in the polls and Trudeau doesn’t seem to care at all.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I heard it on the classic rock station yesterday.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Yes.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Remember when Trump called Ted Cruz’s wife ugly?

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