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Semi_Hemi_Demigod, to lemmyshitpost in Honey what’s wrong, you barely touched your Philly Cheesesteak Cheesecake
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I try very hard every day to avoid making a savory salmon and dill cheesecake. When my resolve fails, I like to top it with some capers or pickled red onions.

Semi_Hemi_Demigod, to politics in Sotomayor rips Thomas’s bump stocks ruling in scathing dissent read from bench
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Anyone who’s called an AR-15 an assault rifle in a thread about a school shooting knows about the pedantry of the gun lobby.

I’m amazed they didn’t overthrow the law because it says “pull the trigger” instead of “squeeze the trigger.”

Semi_Hemi_Demigod, to politics in CEOs at Trump meeting: Ex-president ‘meandering’ and ‘doesn't know what he's talking about’
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The first meeting was with his Republican lickspittles so of course they’re going to call him engaged an animated and clap for his stupid ideas.

Semi_Hemi_Demigod, to politics in Voters have no right to fair elections, NC lawmakers say as they seek to dismiss gerrymandering suit
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The Stop the Steal gang is inconsolable

Semi_Hemi_Demigod, (edited ) to politics in A lawmaker was caught on tape dumping water into her colleague’s bag. He says it’s part of a yearslong pattern of bullying.
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“Most adults are all the mean, stupid, annoying kids you know, just older… and now in charge!” - Big D and the Kids Table

Semi_Hemi_Demigod, to politics in Trump tells Logan Paul he used AI to ‘so beautifully’ rewrite a speech
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Trump tells Logan Paul

Please stop the planet I want to get off.

Semi_Hemi_Demigod, to politics in Americans Are Wising Up to the GOP’s Tired Trickle-Down Scam
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Do these Americans have sufficiently low population density?

No?

Then it doesn’t matter how wise they are.

Semi_Hemi_Demigod, to lemmyshitpost in math checks out
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Charge back for what?

I read this in Lil Jon’s voice

Semi_Hemi_Demigod, to tenforward in Do you accept?
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“It is… green”

Semi_Hemi_Demigod, to politics in Sandy Hook survivors are graduating. Here’s what hasn’t changed since the 2012 massacre.
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I’ve been waiting for action since Columbine happened my senior year of high school.

Semi_Hemi_Demigod, to tenforward in Give yourselves a round of applause 🖖
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The Discworld fandom is another one you can’t be in if you’re an asshole because you clearly didn’t understand the source material.

Semi_Hemi_Demigod, to tenforward in Give yourselves a round of applause 🖖
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“Shuttle’s busted.”

“What happened now?”

“Harry fell in love with a nefarious alien woman.”

“Woo! I guessed right! Pay up!”

shot of betting pool titled “Reason for next shuttle rebuild”

Semi_Hemi_Demigod, to lemmyshitpost in Justice for our boy
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They’re either built like trucks or real wiry. Though the wiry guys tend to do more climbing which might explain the difference.

Semi_Hemi_Demigod, to politics in DeSantis Claims Florida Marijuana Legalization Ballot Measure Will Let People 'Bring 20 Joints To An Elementary School'
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The Atlantis of legend had advanced technology and beautiful and intelligent people, which doesn’t sound like South Florida to me.

Semi_Hemi_Demigod, to politics in US campus protests: Hillary Clinton fails to grasp the moral power of this turning tide
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“We must allow children to be massacred with our money because of ✨HISTORY✨”

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