bitchkat

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bitchkat,

My mom ironed everything that came out of the dryer (and everything that came out of the washer went in the dryer)

bitchkat,

Haven’t they already done that by using stuff that’s in the constitution or any law?

bitchkat,

I always assumed he was in a Harbour or near shore.

bitchkat,

I don’t know what those are so I never assumed that.

bitchkat,

Where the fuck do you think Gentle Ben lived riding around on his fan boat?

bitchkat,

A fucking bear tv show where the bear lived with Clint Howard whose dad was a forest ranger in the everglades. Just like Lassie and Flipper except with a bear.

bitchkat,

Mine has shit 5 times today before 3pm. It’s about as firm as chocolate frosty that’s been sitting out for awhile but at least there is no blood.

bitchkat,

No, she gets hemorraghic gastric enteritis. We know she has a malabsorption issue and she’s on B12 supplements to see if they help. She doesn’t have atypical Addison’s so we’re working on diet to manage inflammation. She’s a new rescue that spent her 6 years as breeding stock in a puppy mill. So didn’t exactly have good diet or care.

bitchkat,

She has a much better life now.

bitchkat,

Just in his mind. Like the people my son swore were living in his car.

bitchkat,

It’s the noise when you shake it. Kind of like a squeaky toy that gets my dog’s attention. Trump just recently discovered that he can make it “squeak”.

bitchkat,

Can you imagine how beaming they would be if Trump tried to have some kind of sex with their wives? She be a member of the Trump’s Trollops club.

bitchkat,

I know companies starting “offshoring” efforts in Canada. The theory is that they are cheaper than US but on part technically and that more than makes up for the poor quality from India. Plus other benefits of language and time zones.

bitchkat,

My mom smoked until her last breath after slowly dying from COPD. I just assume she didn’t quit or slow down any of the times she was pregnant.

bitchkat,

I remember the big arguments about enacting a no smoking rule in meetings at work. Just the meeting rooms. It was of course presumed that people could smoke in their office.

bitchkat,

You should have opened the box and taped the pizza down.

bitchkat,

Dude think about it – do you really want to eat pizza that’s been duct taped to the box? I was also working the funny. We only recently learned that you could glue it.

bitchkat,

Its Lynxen, just like the plural of “box” is “boxen”.

bitchkat,

The ones I had were always sherbet not regular ice cream.

bitchkat,

I don’t remember the vanilla/sauce one. But I would love that. Its super hard to find drumsticks without nuts and other shit (and only vanilla ice cream).

bitchkat,

But yet, people bitch about it even when you’re not calling someone retarded. It’s almost as if they are too intellectually disabled to understand the difference.

bitchkat,

When I became a citizen there was no written test. The guy did ask 3 questions:

  1. What are the 3 branches oh government?
  2. Which one is the president?
  3. Who is your US representative?
bitchkat,

2 henways.

bitchkat,

Blueberry, bacon, hash browns, english muffin and substitute root beer for the beverage.

bitchkat,

Ever see the one with the gay mormon dudes that are fighting “same sex attraction”. The look on the one guy’s wife when he said the club was going on a camping trip. “Don’t you remember what happened last time?”

bitchkat,

You need to lick your fingertips first.

bitchkat,

I get the bag ready while she’s dropping the duece.

bitchkat,

If its the NCS (National Computer Systems) that was bought by Pearson a few years ago, then what they sell is the hardware/software that reads all the “fill in the circle with a #2 lead pencil” forms.

bitchkat,

Probably all he cares about is taxes.

bitchkat,

Years ago when I was married, I was making lasagna. My ex was “helping” so I said take care of the garlic which called for 1.5 cloves. I found out after it was cooked that my ex did not know the difference between a clove and a bulb. I didn’t think it was bad but everyone else ended up eating Dominos.

bitchkat,

I’d rather drink ketchup.

bitchkat,

Which is every where. Along with peanut butter and coffee.

bitchkat,

“Don’t make me hurt you!”

bitchkat,

Breads of Unusual Size

bitchkat, (edited )

I couldn’t quite figure out what color her skin was supposed to be. At least she feathers hers in and doesn’t look like she was hit in the face with a cream pie.

bitchkat,

When there are republicans involved the debates devolve pretty quickly.

bitchkat,

She can just transfer her escort profile over there.

bitchkat,

That dude seems too good for local news.

bitchkat,

He’s not running for re-election. I hope that the district can stay blue. Deano was the first democrat to win that seat in decades. Fuck Ramstad.

bitchkat,

I don’t know what happened to him but I lived in his district and he was a great breath of fresh air as the first democrat to hold that seat in decades. The NW burbs of the Twin Cities have shifted bluer and I hope they keep the seat.

bitchkat,

His family owns Philipps Distilling (yes, the people that make the lime green vodka we used to put in mountain dew bottles in high school). He’ll be fine without the big oil consulting job.

bitchkat,

Why not fucking a pig? Make the Black Mirror S01E01 come to life!

bitchkat,

He’s not running for re-election.

bitchkat,

Fucking putz.

bitchkat,

I picked up dog shit for the glory of the empire.

bitchkat,

This was in every Sky Mall catalog.

bitchkat,

They already do for some people (mostly lower income).

bitchkat,

It’s a whoompty whoomp.

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