I find the opposite to be true for me, but I’m the type that will sit down and read a textbook for entertainment as well. Purely informative podcasts, not entertainment etc. I’ve learned a lot of philosophy and ancient history via Spotify actually, it’s a very useful medium for information access, for those so inclined.
It’s even easier than that - burn it for heat. It sounds bad, but it just produces water and a much smaller volume of CO2. Less greenhouse gas already, but then if you really wanted you could capture the water and CO2 and funnel it into a hydroponics greenhouse for food production - but even just burning methane and releasing directly into the atmosphere reduces emissions, and CO2 can be removed naturally much more readily than methane.
A serious answer: ultra-fancy cow-fart-diaper that allows solid matter to pass through a tube, but pulls a light vacuum with a fan whenever flatulence or waste is passing through the device to remove the methane to a very small holding tank. Pressurize holding tank, use sensors to indicate when the tank is full. Swap tanks automatically (2 on the cow diaper at all times), drop the tank, send radio beacon for a small maintenance robot to pick up the deposited container and deliver a new backup container. Repeat indefinitely, have the robot swarm deliver deposited tanks to a methane refinery on the farm to be used for heating and power a generator to charge the robots etc. Use idk one robot to 10 cow-fart-diapers (would take some research to find a good scale), scale up with the herd.
Assuming D&D lore, polymorph fixes that problem pretty easily. A polymorphed dragon could blend into society pretty well, and if you want, you could still get a ride into international waters (to avoid setting off national airspace warnings), fly down to some random jungle tribe, and be worshipped as a god. Plus nigh immortality (assuming aging only affects your polymorphed form and you continue to age at the rate of your dragon-self).
NOT locally… As soon as cops get a match on what type of urine was used and know there’s a hunting vendor in town that sells it, they’re absolutely going to ask to see cameras if they’re seriously investigating for vandalism charges. Drive far away to get it. Far. Away. Then keep in your house, they can’t search your garage without a warrant.
This is not legal advice. Do not attempt this in any way shape or form. The author of this hypothetical, fictional scenario is in no way responsible for actions taken based on this message.
I love Turkish delight… The rosewater is my favorite actually… I’m a random American, never been to Turkey, and my only European heritage is like 4 generations back from Italy. But I like kahvesi too (so much so that I got a cezve and learned how to make it), so idk. Maybe I just lucked out and got good quality.
That’s fine for doors that unlock when you push the bumper-style handle from the inside. Some older doors without this must be unlocked to open from inside.
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