saltnotsugar

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saltnotsugar,

Whatcha doin with that landmine?
“Uhhhh…cartoon mischief?”
Well okay then. Welcome to Disneyland.

saltnotsugar,

Ey this’ll get ya arrested in Boston.

saltnotsugar,

“It exploded. The hot pocket exploded.”

He’s delusional. Hot pockets don’t explode.

saltnotsugar,

Yup! You can make custom camos, custom decals, place crew members (in beta version), and fight in custom battles or missions. Some communities even have fun competitions.

saltnotsugar,

Awww look, he wants to launch the missile!

saltnotsugar,

Hey man. I could totally use that for…some lemonade I could maybe make maybe.

saltnotsugar,

Oh hell yeah. (T-Rex sounds)

saltnotsugar,

Derek needs to be on the sandwich offender list.

saltnotsugar,

This is new console…Fun Barrel. For 20 liters of kerosene, you can play all night if the coolant doesn’t ignight.

saltnotsugar,

Bless the great smoking trout. Bless the smoke rings from his great maw. Soon we shall join him at the Gas N’ Go in the sky, and take our own ciggies for glory.

saltnotsugar,

I bet woodpeckers have cool internal DOOM music playing when they go nuts on a tree.

saltnotsugar,

This whole town is a donut, just waiting to get…munched.

saltnotsugar,

Hey bro. Let’s fight bro. I’m uhhhh…mad?

saltnotsugar,

I’d watch a TV show where a “witch” outsmarts a group of pilgrims each week using the majesty of physics and chemistry.

saltnotsugar,

Man I can grow you some big old pumpkins, I’ll tell you what. Them ol, giant pumpkin, that ol, hit it with an ax and a million pop out, mmm hmmm.

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