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Neato, ![]()
Hmm. How much? I’ve got a few extra lying around.
uriel238, ![]()
My problem is while I am pretty sure I’m soulless, I also refuse to cheat someone by selling them something that doesn’t exist.
nifty, ![]()
Losing 2in is 30mins is basically water weight. Lose an extra .5in by pooing
/jk bc it doesn’t exactly work like that
ChaoticNeutralCzech, I know that you cannot rely on peeing/pooping harder for weight loss but how is “in” a unit of weight?
nifty, ![]()
I meant inches around your torso
ChaoticNeutralCzech, That’s a really weird way to measure one’s fitness. Still, exhaling takes less than 3 seconds! /s
nifty, ![]()
A better way to measure your fitness is to drink copiously and see how long it takes you to recover
/s
ChaoticNeutralCzech, 2 inches of what? If it’s hair, I’m disappointed but still amused at this way to advertise a regular hairdresser service
NegativeLookBehind, ![]()
What if I want to gain two inches?
NickwithaC, ![]()
🍪🍪🍪🍪
NegativeLookBehind, ![]()
How do the cookies help me with my Phallic Expansion Endeavors (PEE)?
FQQD, ![]()
Your endeavours are stored in the balls.
Bonsoir, What if I don’t have to inches?
YarHarSuperstar, ![]()
You have to inches or no one will ever be able to inches ever again.
Skullgrid, ![]()
just have one funnel cake… eating contest.
Senseless, Then you can call me. I’ll give you two inches.
AngryishHumanoid, If you want a couple extra inches in you I believe I can be of service.
ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling, ![]()
That sounds like you need to go visit Procrustes and his wonderful bed that fits everyone — eventually.
Skullgrid, ![]()
neat, douglas hofstader is in town
Num10ck, incredible book.
SingularEye, average day in LA
BodilessGaze, Too bad Nikolai Gogol isn’t around to see this
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