ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling, 3 days ago

I believe that the consensus on this is that the originator of this post has taken up smoking. Ash is sticky.

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling, 4 days ago

Trouble with the last one is that most of them can, so you can have a full month of getting used to people obeying signage only to suddenly deal with a dozen different customers who will not only ignore a sign placed at eye level saying “We Are Closed” but will pry open the door (if possible) and scale a full barricade to get in, and when you track them down and tell them what the damn sign said they insist that you should have put the sign somewhere obvious and that it’s actually your fault that they didn’t know they were breaking and entering.

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling, 4 days ago

I read it, no clue what you were referring to

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling, 4 days ago

o7

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling, 6 days ago

It’s always Christmas in your heart

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling, 8 days ago

Wugapodes

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling, 10 days ago

What’s the context? All I have heard of RMS is people worshipping the ground he walks on. As far as I know, he craps gold and pisses rainbows.

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling, 9 days ago

Oh no. Oh no.

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling, 9 days ago

. . . Oh no.

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling, 9 days ago

Oh no

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling, 9 days ago

The person who described Stallman as “the personification of the Free Software Movement” in reference to this bullshit made my blood boil

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling, 10 days ago

Me too, buddy. Me too.

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling, 10 days ago

Would love to play an rpg in this setting

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling, 10 days ago

No kidding. Now I know for certain I’ll never find a group to play this with.

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling, 10 days ago

I will have to turn you down on that, not because I’m uninterested but because I took a full 15 credit hours of summer classes and I am regretting my choices

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling, 10 days ago

I love chocolate pancakes! Here’s the recipe I use:

1 18.25 ounce package chocolate pancake mix.

3/4 cup vegetable oil.

4 large eggs.

1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.

3/4 cups butter or margarine.

1&2/3 cups granulated sugar.

2 cups all purpose flour.

Don’t forget garnishes such as:

Fish shaped crackers.

Fish shaped candies.

Fish shaped solid waste,

Fish shaped dirt.

Fish shaped ethyl benzene.

Pull and peel licorice…

Fish shaped volatile organic compounds

and sediment shaped sediment.

Candy coated peanut butter pieces, Shaped like fish.

1 cup lemon juice.

Alpha resins.

Unsaturated polyester resin.

Fiberglass surface resins.

And volatile malted milk impoundments.

9 large egg yolks.

12 medium geosynthetic membranes.

1 cup granulated sugar.

An entry called ‘how to kill someone with your bare hands’.

2 cups rhubarb, sliced.

2/3 cups granulated rhubarb.

1 tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.

1 teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.

3 tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.

1 large rhubarb.

1 cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.

2 tablespoons rhubarb juice.

Adjustable aluminum head positioner.

Slaughter electric needle injector.

Cordless electric needle injector.

Injector needle driver.

Injector needle gun.

Cranial caps.

And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals that will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling, 9 days ago

Nah, I get my recipes from GLaDOS, she would never lie to me about cake-related subjects

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling, 9 days ago

Ayyy

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling, 11 days ago

Who is that

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling, 11 days ago

Thank u very hepful

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling, 12 days ago

Welcome!

https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/1359311c-b830-447d-931a-82a3bda63567.webp

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling, 12 days ago

If someone took the concept of shitposting, gave it corporeal form, and let it pursue a career as an indie pop singer, that’s what Neil Cicierga looks like.

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling, 12 days ago

https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/bb681824-d127-4aa1-bcac-36879ffd4b97.webp

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling, 14 days ago

He’s so well hidden.

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling, 14 days ago

Oh no!

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling, 16 days ago

That sounds like you need to go visit Procrustes and his wonderful bed that fits everyone — eventually.

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling, 19 days ago

Saw a tiktok today where these girls pick up a random baby bear cub that that hiding in some trees and start taking pictures with it. Video was from some dude who saw this bullshit and decided to get it on video. The whole time I was watching I wanted to smack the dude recording and yell at him “Run! If you don’t get your ass out of here, you’re gonna get mauled by a momma bear right along with those girls!”

Unfortunately, it seems like those girls did not have a learning experience. The cub managed to squirm out of their arms and bolt to safety into the scrub. So, the girls didn’t get their Darwin Award that day, even though they deserved to meet God for what they did.

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling, 18 days ago

Jesus christ

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling, 24 days ago

I didn’t learn that www stood for world wide web until I was 19

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling, 24 days ago

Bun

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling, 24 days ago

The lemmy client I prefer

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling, 28 days ago

I just clicked on the scan button and

VWOORP

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling, 1 month ago

Age wasn’t mentioned

Edit: I can’t read

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling, 1 month ago

Based on their pin their gender is Bottom and their pronouns are Sussy/Baka

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling, 1 month ago

I have included the source

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling, 1 month ago

If you dunk your phone in water the post will teleport away

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling, 1 month ago

Technically the concept of a planet is a social construct. Scientists have been scurrying around redefining the definition of a planet to exclude asteroids ever since they discovered them. Why can’t they just say that the Earth is a wet asteroid and be done with it?

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling, 1 month ago

Remember to close the door 🚪

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling, 1 month ago

In a few years I am going to be a teacher

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling, 1 month ago

youtube.com/playlist?list=PLW8fnbhC7olnxP0sPD4IMY…

This is the series in question. I think it’s obvious why little kids like it

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling, 1 month ago

Yes

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling, 1 month ago

Totally agree but thats not a hamster

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling, 1 month ago

Yeah, now that I’ve gotten a full night of sleep I see it’s definitely a hamster. The tiny ears, the front-facing eyes, the distinctive hind legs. Idk why I thought it was a guinea pig.

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling, 1 month ago

My personal fav is “Quit Jizzing in the Hot Tub (White Hot Rage)”