TokenBoomer, RemindMe! 6 hours “reply to this thread”
NightAuthor, You asked for a reminder to: reply to this thread
TokenBoomer, Thanks. Try mineral oil.
NightAuthor, Orally, anally, both?
TokenBoomer, Orally. It can take 6 hours for a bowel movement.
AtariDump, I hope that stupid bot doesn’t exist here
Glifted, There’s this stuff they give you before a colonoscopy. I don’t know what it’s called but it will get the job done
VaultBoyNewVegas, Movieprep or kleenprep. I’ve had both and one definitely worked for me and the other only kicked in the morning off my endoscopy.
papalonian, There’s these which are prescription only, but you can also down a bottle of magnesium citrate as an OTC alternative.
Quetzalcutlass, And as a bonus, the taste of magnesium citrate doesn’t make you gag like the prescription stuff.
lefty7283, 
Good ol magnesium shit-rate
Sendpicsofsandwiches, 
Milk of magnesia. You can get it at basically any drug store and it will make you fucking BLAST.
over_clox, Just relax homie, you got this. 💩
Plum, 
Salt water flush. You will shit continuously for two hours as your body tries to rid you of a dangerous amount of salt.
snooggums, 
During this window, farts are lies!
HootinNHollerin, Am Crawfish, can confirm
DigitalDruid, (edited ) deleted_by_author
Tikiporch, Holy shit, that ratio
Plum, The jar says add 1tsp to 8 oz water.
A liter is 33.8 fl.oz.
33.8 oz ÷ 8 oz = 4.2 tsp.
Half a cup is 24 tsp.
This is too many.
eezeebee, 
Eat a big bowl of oatmeal now, then have a coffee 2 minutes before showtime.
Aremel, Magnesium citrate. Take it a few minutes before you actually need to.
Kolanaki, 
Stuff marshmallows up your butt. The glycerine in them will make you evacuate your bowels within 10 minutes as they dissolve.
spare_muppets, I can’t stop laughing from thinking about someone stuffing marshmallows up their ass.
Scubus, <insert mark as NSFW train copypasta>
over_clox, You’ve tried it too? I got to 31, then farted…
My girlfriend wasn’t impressed.
Num10ck, sounds like cloudseeding
MrNesser, I kinda want to try this to see if it’s true but also ewww
nightwatch_admin, nobody:
klysma kinkers: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Cosmocrat, A banana or 3 is more ergonomic and has the same effect.
surewhynotlem, This, plus your username backwards, makes me think this is the voice of experience.
wabafee, 
Is this speaking from experience?
olutukko, this is true. don’t ask how I know
Usernamealreadyinuse, Ok so i think it is cool everybody answers the question…
But why PenisWenisGenius? Why do you need this information?
PenisWenisGenius, Just asking for a friend 😇
Agosagror, 
Which friend and why do they need it
PenisWenisGenius, They need it for anal reaaons
hanrahan, 
If they’re looking for a nice long butt fucking, why not an enema ?
Excrubulent, 
Based on the answer you got we need to consider that everyone answering has become complicit in, if not crimes, at the very least japery.
henfredemars, Cleansing tea from the local Asian Mart.
Buckle up brother. Hope you don’t got plans later today.
nudnyekscentryk, 
Prunes or, more hardcore, sorbitol candy.
lemmefixdat4u, Sandwich bag full of shit placed in your shorts 2-6 hours from now. Then sit down firmly.
Or talk to the homeless guy in Walmart. He seems to have this one down pat.
DocMcStuffin, 
Not sure if they’re still available, but gummy bears made with Lycasin guarantee explosive results.
prowess2956, Who are you try to make shit themself while in / over international waters?
Chee_Koala, Eat a large bucket of KFC and try your hardest? I love chicken rolled in bread -> deepfried as much as the next sane earthican, but man does my digestive system hate it with a furious burning passie.
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