Kazumara,

No sympathy for monarchs.

Mouselemming,

It’s rude to make jokes about her nose because it’s the result of an injury that became a big infection.

It’s also rude for your flabby ass to make fun of the physical strength she has achieved.

Both assume she owes you beauty by your standards, when she owes you nothing. No woman does.

You want to make fun of her wealth or privilege or DUI, those are fair game.

madcaesar,

Everything you’ve described might be true, but her appearance has definitely been altered by PEDs.

Mouselemming,

So you’re saying you want some?

It’s also possible the doctors put her on steroids for medical reasons and she said to herself, might as well get jacked while I have the opportunity.

wolfpack86,

maybe her physical strength is the direct product of being born into wealth and having the time to get ripped?

nieceandtows,

Absolutely. That’s why billionaires are the most jacked people in the world

Iheartcheese,
@Iheartcheese@lemmy.world avatar

Somehow I would mind just a tiny bit less that we have a billionaire ruling class if they were all just completely swole

Mouselemming,

Very likely, but she has to put in the reps.

Chocrates,

I somehow completely missed how jacked she is at first

sentient_loom,
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

those are fair game.

Now we finally know what is “fair game!” We were all wondering, until you informed us. Thank you so much, THE BOSS OF THE INTERNET!

Confused_Emus,

Are those roots fair game? I feel like a princess could have those taken care of.

Mouselemming,

I’ll allow it.

feedum_sneedson,

She is definitely using steroids.

Sorgan71,

Physical features are also fair game.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Whatcha lookin’ at, smoothskin?

DragonTypeWyvern,

TIL the Marxists didn’t get the Bulgarian royals.

Shame.

Werbert,

Is that Lae’zel?

zarathustrad,

Don’t be a k’chakhi this shu’kyani clearly just dropped in the material plane to birth that long nosed kainyank.

db2,

I don’t remember this in Fallout.

Etterra,

That’s because the ghouls aren’t in the room with the boxing ring, or in the boxing gym.

Sanctus,
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

When you need to return to your kresh but the party leader keeps doing side quests.

downpunxx,

she was lovely, and this poor demented woman butchered her face, with no one strong enough to tell her what she was doing. i mean, i guess, she might have had to if she had a coke or meth addiction where she simply blew out all the cartiledge, and had to have the nose cut all the way back, but jesus christ. sad.

TTH4P,

Is the boy in the middle their kid? Because the nose-math adds up.

midnight_puker,
@midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yikes on bikes.

lgmjon64,

Tchk, Issik

moistclump,

Oh wow that is a very unflattering photo of her. Just googled her and none of the other photos look like this. She’s only 52!

themeatbridge,

Looks like they caught her mid-sneeze.

GregorGizeh,

Well its not that much worse: https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/a1291e5d-f8ab-4ff3-af03-ef9ee606c8ce.webp

Apparently there are also more normal pictures of her and one that’s way worse than this or the op, so my guess is some sort of plastic surgery obsession developing in more recent times

I_Fart_Glitter,

From the other place:

Princess Kalina’s altered nose appearance stems from a series of health issues rather than cosmetic surgery mishaps. Initially, she experienced a seemingly minor injury that led to broken teeth from a fall. The dental repairs introduced a severe infection in her jaw, which required extended treatment and a complex operation to prevent further spread to other parts of her body. The lasting impact of this infection has notably affected the appearance of her nose.

Also: https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/93f34dce-c925-4ec7-a191-2dde63e95547.jpeg

Smallwater,

On one hand, I don’t want to make fun of her looks, if they’re the results of medical complications. That’s just mean.

But she’d pull off an amazing Lae’zel cosplay.

Blackmist,

Looking like that, she could be the source of my bruises any day.

zarathustrad,

Don’t skip leg day.

Blackmist,

I don’t think the Fred Flintstone outfit is helping either.

sentient_loom,
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

I don’t think she looks that bad TBH. I just think it’s funny that the man has a huuuuge nose and she has none. It’s nose inequality!

Eczpurt,

Swoldemort

MrFappy,

I was going to say something to this effect, but not nearly as clever. Bravo!

Sam_Bass,

Cromagdalina and Neanderthalin

Iheartcheese,
@Iheartcheese@lemmy.world avatar

She beat up my sleep paralysis demon

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