zarathustrad

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zarathustrad,

Extra hard. Get that nice green tint. That’s how you know they are done.

zarathustrad,

www.snopes.com/fact-check/manatee-farts/

zarathustrad,

It’s like a di-pole, two opposites separated by distance.

Well, I guess I’m not a Juggalo. Magic isn’t everywhere.

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Yea, That just laying there.

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It’s the brown eye of the tiger, it’s the thrill of the fight

Risin’ up to the challenge of our rival

And the last known survivor builds Legos in the night

And he’s watching us all with the brown eye of the tiger

zarathustrad,

In a few thousand years, that Bass Pro will be long collapsed and rusted to dust, while the stone Pyramids are still standing.

zarathustrad,

More likely Diabetes.

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Yes, her destructive beliefs, like, Checks notes… turning the other cheek.

Where does she get these terrible ideas? Probably some book they never read. Book reading is fur libtards.

zarathustrad,

69 is a Nice number.

zarathustrad,

I mean, it could just as easily been a photo edit from 10+ years ago. You don’t need AI to swap out a poster on a geology science fair.

zarathustrad,

Don’t skip leg day.

zarathustrad,

Don’t be a k’chakhi this shu’kyani clearly just dropped in the material plane to birth that long nosed kainyank.

zarathustrad,

Like William Anthony Perry? In that you enjoy jumping on big sweaty dudes and wrestling them to the ground while you keep an eye on those tight ends?

zarathustrad,

It’s the only game that really does what it does, but it has a learning curve like a brick wall, and a combo of UI & certain mechanics that make it harder than it needs to be. I still keep playing it…

If you yearn for complex space logistics with some first person space combat sprinkled on top, and can tolerate obtuse mechanics and some bugs, it’s quite fun.

zarathustrad,

Guess which of the following quotes are Tump, and which are Jay.

(Hint, Jay knows how to find the little man in the boat, Trump just fumbles around down there.)

1: “I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this fing face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you’ll see this fing face. I make that sht work. It does whatever the f** I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little f***, none of you little fs out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little f. Then I rub my nose with it.”

2: “I moved on her like a bitch. But I couldn’t get there. And she was married. Then all of a sudden I see her, she’s now got the big phony tits and everything. She’s totally changed her look.

Yeah, that’s her. With the gold. I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her. You know, I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything

Grab ’em by the pussy. You can do anything.”

zarathustrad,

It’s 2024 I’m still playing Sega Genesis.

zarathustrad,

It’s an old traditionalist saying to reinforce their norms, based on a limited understanding of both biology and society.

zarathustrad,

That would be nice, for small venues that only have a few stalls. However that would take a ton of rooms and money for high traffic areas like stadiums, airports, and so on.

Just make a big trough and make new friends.

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Lol, the old days of RTMF.

When I played this back in 94-95 I had already read that manual on the ride home from buying the game, as was standard for the time (along with wearing an onion on my belt). Had to read that thing, as it took a sack of dimes and an overnight download of I wanted an actual guide or something.

Others have already given most of the advice I would have given. (Go Decker for your first game. Is easier, more thematic, and I think more fun. You can then hire some muscle to help fight.)

Quick tips for a Decker: Get Sleeze and Mask up fast, then start stealing data. This gets you a ton of Karma and money faster than other grinds. Get the Excalibur asap.

Edit: Since I mentioned Decker. Here is a very dense but detailed explanation of how decking works in the game. It looks cartoony, but is quite complicated: …fandom.com/…/Game_mechanics_of_the_Matrix

Here’s the guide I used when I replayed it in 2003 (I still own my Sega, not on emulator, which is apparently harder due to latency in combat) gamefaqs.gamespot.com/genesis/…/12296

zarathustrad,

And, he should use LLM to write the lyrics.

zarathustrad,

Sure, Al has made a ton of deep fakes, and makes us question the nature of art, and the viability of art as a career in the modern era… But he is funny.

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Cause Phil Collins, He knows me and He knows I’m right.

I’ve been talkin’ to Phil Collins all my life.

zarathustrad,

My hair is a dove (The Holy Spirit) so your argument is invalid!

zarathustrad,

Did anyone see a group of little guys come out of a portal with a map? If so, that might be “ultimate evil”.

Don’t touch that, it’s evil!

youtu.be/QKGbguoildA?si=XnNEAp1QELPJ6AGH

zarathustrad,

I was going to go with whale songs, but that works too. Yo ho!

zarathustrad,

“This guy gets it!”

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It would be better if not for the fact that her “clothes” are the bun and condiments, so it’s nekked titties. At least give the poor thing a mustard bikini top.

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