BilboBargains

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BilboBargains,

We spend more in healthcare in our last year of life than we do in our the rest of our lives combined.

Why are we spending a fortune proping up these old wrecks when their quality of life is already shit?

It’s the topic nobody wants to talk about. We want to live in the fantasy land where we can keep going forever.

BilboBargains,

It didn’t sound like that to me. Americans meddling in other countries is par for the course.

Chinese military harassed Dutch warship enforcing UN sanctions on North Korea, Netherlands says (www.cnn.com)

A Dutch warship was harassed by Chinese military aircraft in the East China Sea on Friday, the Netherlands said, becoming the latest country to accuse Beijing’s forces of initiating potentially unsafe encounters in international waters....

BilboBargains,

Former colonial powers are accused of doing colonial stuff again. Obviously China is the bad guy for attempting to prevent this violation.

BilboBargains,

I took a big steaming dump for the glory of the empire

BilboBargains,

What up my hexadecimals

BilboBargains,

As soon as some technology becomes so accessible that anyone can use it, the platform becomes populated by morons and it’s essence is diluted by all sorts of rules put in place so the morons can’t damage each other.

BilboBargains,

So hot rn

BilboBargains,

Jokes on you, I love drinking piss

BilboBargains,

‘Lone wolf’ like the time Assange embarrassed the Americans with evidence of their crimes and a rape victim magically appears only to disappear again seven years later. The Americans are the real global terrorist organisation.

BilboBargains,

Goatse, is that you?

BilboBargains,

Carrying a huge rucksack which makes an odd ticking noise.

BilboBargains,

The existence of a presidential pardon blows my mind. It assumes that some miscarriage of justice has occurred and the president is able to detect it in a way that the legion of criminal justice administrators could not. America has devolved into crony capitalism.

BilboBargains,

Make sure you bring plenty of lemon pledge for the away mission

BilboBargains,

Is this creepypedia?

BilboBargains,

Josh gave me plenty of wood on the camping trip

BilboBargains,

I’m using to dissolve all the micro plastic I’ve been eating on the sly

BilboBargains,

They like to cha-cha real smooth. But not too smooth.

BilboBargains,

Iranian diplomacy operates along the lines of a Jinn. Every move feels like a Faustian bargain. You ask the Jinn for a giant penis and it gives you a giant penis attached to your head, then disappears in a puff of smoke.

BilboBargains,

The Americans are the sinister and mendacious psychopaths of international diplomacy. It’s much less nuanced and not very interesting.

BilboBargains, (edited )

Genius idea. Is there an app that reverses a vasectomy and twenty years of aging? But seriously, this idea has got legs, I love it. Congrats with your baby. Have you made a Facebook account for them yet?

BilboBargains,

Have you tried reducing your alcohol consumption?

BilboBargains,

I use Android but how much for the finger?

BilboBargains,

It’s big brain time

BilboBargains,

I had a wooden car. It had wooden wheels, wooden chassis and wooden engine. The only problem, it wooden go.

BilboBargains,

Space x was handed NASA research, knowledge base and state handouts. Must be nice having those type of friends.

BilboBargains,

Thanks NASA

BilboBargains,

It’s all part of the NHS War On Mental Health. The plan is remove treatments that conservatives don’t believe in because they can’t see them. They will take those savings and use them to extend the lives of terminally ill people in persistent vegetative states because life is sacred and needs to be protracted and painful.

BilboBargains,

Billionaire Kryptonite recipe.

One part billionaire, one part Tesla, two parts billionaire tears. Shake well and douse with copious volumes of lake water. Chef’s kiss

BilboBargains,

Billionaire tears taste like a fine Châteauneuf-du-Pape.

BilboBargains,

Bitch McConnell

BilboBargains,

Those dirty bastards

BilboBargains, (edited )

I would take the bullets without the gun and the fuel without the motorbike. Then I would proceed to tell people about these mythical machines, forming the basis of a cult, bada-bing bada-boom, take over the world.

BilboBargains,

I would like to purchase one crime please

BilboBargains,

Get out

BilboBargains,

When you’ve put out the oil fire you can use it as a leaf blower.

BilboBargains,

I humbly offer my impregnation services to South Korean wamman.

BilboBargains,

Do you smoke Paul?

Incredibly, The Russian Air Force Has Lost Another Rare A-50 Radar Plane (www.forbes.com)

Incredibly, the Russian air force has lost another one of its rare Beriev A-50M/U Mainstay radar early-warning planes. Video that circulated online on Friday reportedly depicts the A-50’s burning wreckage in Krasnodar Krai, in Russia just east of the Sea of Azov....

BilboBargains,

Incredible that military equipment gets destroyed during a war, who woulda thunk it?

BilboBargains,

Coming in hot

BilboBargains,

Her carbon footprint melted my heart fo’ sho’

BilboBargains,

The catch is no one has a car.

BilboBargains,

Rammstein - Du Hast

BilboBargains,

Poor *anglophones

BilboBargains,

It comes from chy-nah

BilboBargains,

Gigantor island

BilboBargains,

Been playing Sons of the Forest. Visually stunning, this is good looking game. I like how it can be played as a shooter or an adventure or base building or combination of all three. The map is huge, backstory mysterious and the atmosphere is incredibly immersive, particularly in the caves which are creepy AF.

BilboBargains,

It’s an improvement. The enemies continually increase in strength and number. More weapons and the map is bigger. I’m avoiding using the cheat maps for the most part and it feels like it would take a very long time to complete. I’m playing it on normal difficulty.

The game is still in beta for another month and building options are somewhat limited, which I assume will be expanded. If you liked the original, this one makes a lot of sense.

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