SturgiesYrFase,
@SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml avatar

Significantly more than I have now

LinkOpensChest_wav,
@LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Yo mamma’s so old her phone number is 1

key,

I would have negative 8144.

WolfLink,

More than 10 billion

user224,
@user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Nearly 422 billions (with country code).

acastcandream, (edited )

spoilerasdfasdfsadfasfasdf

Cloaca,

A wopping $8,675,309!

MystikIncarnate,

Nice reference.

manucode,

€ 32,168 isn’t THAT much, especially if you have to pay rent in Munich.

dept,

1,189,998,819,991,197,253

uriel238,
@uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Nice try, buster. She’s married.

LinkOpensChest_wav,
@LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Well, if that ever changes, have her call:

1+ (719) 266-2837

uriel238,
@uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

1+ (719) 266-2837

But I can’t go for that. No.

No can do.

mokus,

None, it’d be my mom’s money

AVincentInSpace,

it seems like an oddly specific question but i feel like i can trust Bruce Campbell. He only ever plays extremely trustworthy characters

Theme,

Hello mister. I would have one money, because she has one phone number. Thank you for asking. I love you xoxo

LinkOpensChest_wav,
@LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Drat, got me!

Here’s your one money kind stranger: 💰

plactagonic,

0118 999 881 999 119 725

plactagonic,

3

Honytawk,

I feel like the question is badly worded, because that would mean you add the money you already have to the phone number, defeating the purpose.

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