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Swam in the head, ejaculated out into Riva. Had a wonderful time

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Also the chessboard isn’t checkered

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Tore a disabled man’s prostethic leg off? The Ben Roberts-smith special

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The three fruits: peach, strawberry, and delicious

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Rex. That’s a coincidence, that was my neighbour’s dog’s name. Shame what happened to him, he was always so friendly. Tasty too

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I thought Smith won most gay?

“Being gay isn’t a choice, it’s a competition. And I’m winning.”

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Sorry, I’d submit it to the academy but I tend to stop filming once you get to work

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I use tho instead of though as a native, although I think I might only actually do it at the end of sentences, tho. I’m not actually sure I use though during a sentence

I was raised bilingual, and spent most of my life in the UK

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Unimportant extra: it’s not a calque in British English, because we don’t use it (to the best of my knowledge). Like a potluck, we have the concept but not a word for it, and we don’t use the American phrases either

We have a car boot sale, but that’s literal

There’s probably regional exceptions

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I agree, although I would’nt’ve noticed they weren’t a native if they didn’t mention it

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Fucking hell Bop It has gotten difficult

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I mean, Joe Lycett’s right wing comedy is really good

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Check out his recent stuff. It’s pretty good

youtu.be/8bE2-ggRxsg

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Snowmen are spooky. I saw this one Norwegian documentary about a serial killer who used them as his calling card. The editing was truly horrific. I think it was called The Snowman Who Couldn’t Slow Down

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Someone’s upset their favourite sexy sonic piss meme got flamed

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I love eggs Charlie, and I love crabs. And I love boiling denim and banging whores. And I don’t care if anyone doesn’t like that about me, they don’t have to stick around

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There’s that word again! Is there something wrong with the Earth’s gravity in the past?

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“For too long I’ve been parched of thirst and unable to quench it. Too long I’ve been starving to death and haven’t died. I feel nothing.”

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My cat hates when my plants thrive. I didn’t realise that it’s because they know Boeing secrets. I guess it’s for the best I don’t know more, lest he also turn his sadistic gaze upon me.

(It hurt to even type this. I love my kitten, he’s the goodest little baby in the whole world. I miss him so much I’m going to go see him right now.)

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I’m going to tell myself that this is an American thing that the EU protects me from. Then I will not look into it any further, so that I can continue to exist. Thank you

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Insectual inclination

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Wait no don’t try to make me like fascism

I can still be dommed by fully-automated luxury gay space communism, right??

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First you have the skin, and then the sweet, sweet innards

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Goodnight moon dragon egg videos best

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“The story of New Vegas is [in large parts] the story of the NCR’s failings”

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Hello mister. I would have one money, because she has one phone number. Thank you for asking. I love you xoxo

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Like the Christian Pulisic of soccer

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Other UK former Prime Minister killed the Queen and was taken out in a coup d’etat by a lettuce

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Okay, I guess I’ll put the cat ears away :/

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Yes Daddy, I can’t aid the revolution if I’m not wearing my maid uniform

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