aeronmelon,

He goes inside, the door slams shut, demonic noises for five minutes, then the door flies open and an angry, bloody Gordon Ramsey comes stomping out

“Why do you have a FUCKING gateway to the demonic realm in your restaurant?! Do you have any idea how many lost souls I found in there?! ANSWER ME!!!”

sbv,

SHUT IT DOWN! SHUT IT DOWN!

tkk13909,

Exactly 0% of that blood is his

elbucho,
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He didn’t get his black belt for nothing.

clay_pidgin,

AND NONE OF THE SOULS WERE REFRIGERATED!

Taleya,

Ramsay vs SCP-087

Or ramsay is what’s knocking on the door

aeronmelon,

You mean Gordon Ramsey hasn’t yet been issued an SCP number?

Taleya,

Has Clef?

pancakes,
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Gordon Ramsay when the Eldritch horrors beyond human comprehension gaze into his soul:

“Are you just going to fucking stand there?”

MrJameGumb,
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Other than Gordon Ramsay being involved this is more or less the plot to the book House of Leaves lol

Zirconium,

Need a British comedy adaptation of the Navidson record

MrJameGumb,
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I would pay good money to see that, especially if it was starring Mr Bean lol

Gradually_Adjusting,
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Well shit, now I want a Rowan Atkinson and Gordon Ramsay comedy film. Any kind, really… buddy cop, rom-com, heist, psychological horror. It’s money in the bank

MrJameGumb,
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You should check out a show that came out some years ago called Psychoville! None of those people are in it, but it’s the closest thing I’ve ever seen to what you’re describing lol

Gradually_Adjusting,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

Just saw a clip, it’s got its hooks in me now

MrJameGumb,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

The show they did after that is really good too, it’s an mystery/horror/comedy anthology called Inside No. 9

JackRiddle,

Pretty sure that was the intention¹

¹I mean… it has a footnote and everything

pixeltree,
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I love surrealist gordon ramsey memes

BreadOven,

He better not wake Azathoth.

dwemthy,

This reminds me of the time I worked at a tattoo parlor. Sometimes when refilling the ink bottles in the storage room I’d get the feeling that someone was watching me. One time I swear I heard a deep low growling, like a disgruntled chef watching someone pick up a piece of raw chicken, brush it off, and put it back in the pan

mctoasterson,

Let’s just check the walk-in freezer now.

…annnd I’m in Blackreach

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