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Put this on Instagram and it will get 10 million views within 24 hours

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Brian Disease

Who’s Brian? What kind of disease does he have?

Blood is thick rule (lemmy.world)

Image transcription: a four panel comic. First panel is of a dark haired twink sitting on a chair while a dark haired doctor wearing a white lab coat and holding a syringe, standing to the right of the twink, says “it’s time to run a blood test”. Second panel shows the doctor expelling blood from the syringe into a Petri...

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This reminds me of the scene in Bob’s Burgers where Gene gets sprayed in the face with perfume and shouts “No! My eyes! I need them for eye exams!”

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This sounds exactly like me lol I wake up around 730am and it takes me until about 1030am to wake up enough to deal with work which starts at 11am 😩

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Was this posted by a goldfish?

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I don’t think so, this is the first time I’m seeing it

Edit: yes I was talking about the person going around in circles like a goldfish in a bowl lol

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It started off pretty good, but you lost me around the third Jar Jar

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Where would we get the land to fill it in? EASY! We’ll just pull up our old plan to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_A119 and use the chunks to make more America!

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Translation: “IN THE STRIPPED CLUB. STRAIGHT UP “JORKING IT”. AND BY “IT”, HAHA, WELL. LET’S JUSTR SAY. MY PEANITS”

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This seems like it was done by someone who is actively trying to get fired lol

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I want one now

I’ll take that chicken tikka lasagna too

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It’s part of the Instagram post linked under the picture

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I can assure you this is not American. If it were I would have had one by now. According to the Instagram link this was found in Iceland.

Also Heinz brand baked beans are British, so I’m assuming that is the country where this masterpiece was created

I need to wake up early (lemmy.world)

All the vibrating alarm clocks I could find do not sync with your phone, and have to be set manually. I thought about getting an Arduino, but then I will have to build the whole thing by myself. The only logical conclusion I could come up with is to get a programable vibrator. But most of them are either very expensive of look...

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Might be kind of difficult to get to sleep with that inside you…

Unless that’s what you’re into I guess…

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I had never heard of a “sheepfold” before so I looked it up. A sheepfold is just like a sheep pen. Like without a roof and usually just a few feet high. Either the article used the word incorrectly or there is a ton they are leaving out here. Maybe it had something to do with his captors magic spell?

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I guess I’d put up some tarps to prevent the inevitable blood splatter from staining the walls and floor?

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I’d say they both agree on the main point of both philosophies “everyone has to follow every ridiculous rule I come up with except me

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Sorry I’m not overly familiar with custom keyboard types, what exactly is the benefit of this type of layout?

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I learned to type on a giant clacky qwerty keyboard in highschool in the 90s, this all feels very foreign to me lol

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Anyone who bases their entire identity around their political beliefs is pretty much always a disappointment no matter who they voted for

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The actual article is pay walled so I couldn’t read any of it. Boycotts rarely work though unless you can convince everyone who shops there to join, and that will always be difficult with a giant retailer like this because at the end of a long day of work most people are willing to give up their values to not have to drive an hour out of their way to go to the shitty grocery store on the other side of town

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Just to be clear, I’m not suggesting that anyone stop boycotting them, I’m just saying that’s probably the reason it hasn’t effected them that much

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I’ll probably still get some steamed hams ready just in case

Instagram locked my account and forced me to appeal and send a picture of my face, so I sent a picture of Shrek. They deleted my account

I’ve been a social media hermit for the past 3 years but recently I’ve given up and created a few accounts across different apps again. It’s unreal how strict the requirements are now....

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They want to be able to make sure they’re stealing data from real people and also ensure that your real life offline can be destroyed at any time lol

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Was “Iconic Denver Steaks from Denver, CO” really the best image they could think to use for an article about affordable housing?

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That’s funny… According to my calculations it’s still Wednesday for like 12 more hours

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You don’t know what I have degrees in! I’ll have you know I have a whole cupboard full of glasses that I drink from every day!

It’s still not Thursday for another 3 hours!

I HAVE SPOKEN! 🕘🧙‍♂️

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SILENCE VARLET!!! THURSDAY WILL OCCUR WHEN I DECREE IT AND NO SOONER!!!

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I was watching Top Chef the other day and one of the contestants kept talking about the “chocolate soil” he was making as part of his dish. He must have repeated that phrase “chocolate soil” at least 10 times because he thought it was really clever I guess. All it did was remind me that any time someone uses the word “soil” in the context of food all I can think of is poop. Like a soiled diaper or something.

It ended up really grossing me out

I don’t know why they wouldn’t just call it something else…

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This is clearly some kind of rage bait troll post. Don’t acknowledge it and maybe they will just go away

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I am 42 years old, and I do not appreciate your condescending tone.

☆º°˚☆ Have a ηice ϑay ☆º°˚

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I am heterosexual and I agree with this statement. GET A ROOM YOU TWO!!!

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You’ll need an 8/16" wrench and a screwdriver. Make ABSOLUTELY SURE to use a LEFT HANDED SCREWDRIVER!!! Otherwise you risk reversing the polarity and then you’ll have a real mess on your hands!

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Mountain Dew and Honey Mustard?

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What’s the point of posting anything at all if no one engages with it?

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He’s coming after you with his solo Polo peeper!

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I would pay good money to see that, especially if it was starring Mr Bean lol

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You should check out a show that came out some years ago called Psychoville! None of those people are in it, but it’s the closest thing I’ve ever seen to what you’re describing lol

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The show they did after that is really good too, it’s an mystery/horror/comedy anthology called Inside No. 9

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