Ha! Joke’s on you. Beard in soup, soup in beard, this is just very everyday stuff for me. I may as well cast discover-hair-caught-in-the-plughole in retaliation!
I was just thinking about the “Mend Buttcrack” and “Diarrhea” combo and realized the fix, poking a hole there, would give you a really nasty infection. You would have to instantly cauterize the wound by shoving in a red hot poker or something.
see this is what wizards never tell you about fireball, sure it’s a great offensive spell but uh, what do you think summoning a fucking ball of fire in your hands does to them?
Be safe, use your fucking PPE. I know it feels silly but i’ve seen so many gung-ho mages with nubs for hands, it’s depressing and it has to stop.
Part of her cape teems to go under her arm. Also both magic balls look pretty similar, but only the left one seems to cast any light on her body or face
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