Transporter_Room_3

Transporter_Room_3, 15 hours ago

Yeah but I don’t want to be pretty all the time, so… checkmate, atheists?

Transporter_Room_3, 23 hours ago

What kind of music does data listen to?

You might be quick to answer “Electronic”

We have been shown he listens to all kinds of music. At the same time.

In this ONE instance, I think it’s okay to ignore the rules. Although if data wanted to change the music, can anyone really stop him?

Transporter_Room_3, 1 day ago

“Chinese Taipei”

You (the author, not OP) mean Taiwan?

Transporter_Room_3, 1 day ago

Hide a bin ladin or demon core in there and you’re good to go

Transporter_Room_3, 3 days ago

I worked at a sporting goods store that sold guns and athletic apparel during the Colin Kaepernick/Nike deal, and the amount of people coming in to BUY Nike clothing and some ammo to shoot it with…

I wonder if it ever clicked for any of them that they’re still buying Nike and more importantly, they’re giving free advertising every time they upload a video to facebook to show all their buddies how they owned the libs today.

Transporter_Room_3, 3 days ago

There is a federation standard for which way is “up” based on the plane of the galaxy.

So at least that explains why Federation ships always meet on “level ground”

as for why the romulans, klingon, and various other non federation, especially non friendly species from the other quadrants, would be oriented the same way?

Idk, maybe the progenitor race from that one single episode of tng that never showed up or was spoken of again made some kind of subliminal or genetic memories of which way up should be.

Transporter_Room_3, 3 days ago

I was about to say, “what do you mean ‘old days’, I’m still playing!”

This game will outlive DOOM being run on things.

Or more likely, someone will figure out a way to play one in the other.

Transporter_Room_3, 3 days ago

JUST

DO IT

Hell, make it 100%.

All countries

100% import taxes on all ICE

Make people demand EVs

Motivate countries to produce in-country.

Transporter_Room_3, 6 days ago

Jokes on you, I can’t grow a beard.

Transporter_Room_3, 6 days ago

“threaten rule of law”

I mean… Only if you let them get away with shit.

Transporter_Room_3, 6 days ago

There’s an insane amount of overlap of “those degenerate druggies deserve to rot in prison for life” and “weed should never have been illegal and we should legalize it” around where I live.

In fact, the thing that brought it to my attention in the first place was a family friend and I talking about people we knew in highschool, and he mentioned how one guy got arrested for having “half a dozen” (sidenote: I feel saying half a dozen is trying to make “six” sound more impressive) pot plants and obviously was a “major dealer”, and how he never would have guessed how evil some people are from how they were in highschool.

I asked him what ELSE he had to get 10 YEARS and of course the answer wasalong the lines of “no, that was it but what more do you need? Obviously a messed up guy”

And would you like to know why I called him a hypocritical piece of shit and decided to find someone else to talk to?

He pulls out a thc vape several times while we’re talking. You can’t mistake that smell for anything else.

I guess what makes men TRULY evil is whether mild thing they’re doing is currently illegal or not. When it’s legalized? Smoking is totally fine. When it’s illegal? Smoking is bad and you are evil for even considering it. Know your place, Peasant.

At least that’s the vibe I got from that guy.

Transporter_Room_3, 8 days ago

Oh no, not again.

Transporter_Room_3, 8 days ago

Do… Do people care what the REAL scarlet Johansson, Jennifer Aniston or Elton John have to say about Ukraine defending itself and it’s people against a fascist invasion?

I mean, I find their stuff entertaining, sure, but like… Why would I listen to their tactical analysis in the first place?

Transporter_Room_3, 10 days ago

Please drink Verification Can.

Transporter_Room_3, 11 days ago

In the words of Dr. Westphalen (who was paraphrasing Admiral Farragut), “Damn the torpedoes, and full speed ahead!”

Transporter_Room_3, 13 days ago

More like “we can never know the TRUE purpose of the broken column, but due to its obvious penis shape, it is widely accepted to have been religious or ceremonial in nature”

Edit: which now I’m wondering if that was the original meme

Transporter_Room_3, 13 days ago

I’m sorry for all the dolly fans out there, but I have a confession… I don’t care for her music.

But I will defend this woman simply because her charity work alone makes her deserving of much more.

And I know I don’t even know half of what she does.

So if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go sharpen up my torches and light my pitchforks, because ain’t nobody dissing dolly Parton around me.

Transporter_Room_3, 16 days ago

My wife insists that broccoli is disgusting.

I like it. It’s not like super flavorful or anything, but I’ll roast and salt a little broccoli for something to add to my fettuccine. She always passes and refuses to even try it.

More for me.

Transporter_Room_3, 17 days ago

Oooh yeah sorry I have face blindness, even if I saw the person again I’d never recognize them soooooooo sorryyyyyyyyyy

Transporter_Room_3, 18 days ago

I hate taking the time out to do all the self-care things.

Then when I get in the shower I just want to sit down and let the warm water drip down on me.

Transporter_Room_3, 18 days ago

Is it still a feminine urge if I’m a dude?

And can I bring my wife? She’d love the big creepy castle AND the queen-of-the-dead vibe.

Transporter_Room_3, 18 days ago

NerdOfTheRings has been preparing me for this moment…

Transporter_Room_3, 19 days ago

Chief Miles Edward O’brien.

I could be biased… I’m his favorite transporter room.

Transporter_Room_3, 20 days ago

Honestly a 40k fine for me might as well be life-ending. Possibly self-inflicted, depending on my mental state at the time.

Community service makes much more sense.

I’d make him do like 5 hours of CS for every year since the archeology site was inhabited, and 200 hours for every offence. The older the site, the more you have to work off. The more you deface, the more you work off.

I mean, those are just random numbers I pulled out of my ass but you get the idea.

Transporter_Room_3, 20 days ago

“so what are you in for?”

“I wrote my tag on an important wall. You?”

“I murdered my entire family when my wife overcooked my fish”

“I can tell we will be friends, we’re birds of a feather.”

Transporter_Room_3, 21 days ago

Damn, one rock short of rescue!

Transporter_Room_3, 22 days ago

“Apple assures users new iPhone with neural implant won’t take over their mind while asleep to be used for data collection and ads placed in dreams”

“Glock assures customers it’s new model of handgun’definitely will not shoot backwards at the person firing it’, more at 11”

Well if I wasn’t 100% sure that’s exactly what they do before, I am now.

Transporter_Room_3, 22 days ago

I don’t use pesticides, but when my dogs start coming inside with ticks, I spray flea and tick killer in their fenced area. I imagine others probably do the same.

Transporter_Room_3, 22 days ago

I haven’t bought a game for more than $30 in over a decade.

And that was a nostalgia purchase.

Increasing the price just makes me want to go sailing.

Transporter_Room_3, 21 days ago

Hell I’ve got THREE versions of farming simulator I got free from steam, epic, or somewhere else (legitimately)

I could start on my backlog of sub $15 games and be fine until current releases are sub $15.

Transporter_Room_3, 21 days ago

Very nice! I just picked up watch dogs and watch dogs 2 deluxe editions as a bundle for like $13 after tax.

I’m even eyeing the rdr2 sale on epic right nowcfor under 25.

There are so many good options that don’t look dated at all to me.

Honestly, crysis looked amazing on my 10 year old laptop. I kind of want to replay them again on my new one to see how much better everything looks on ultra.

Transporter_Room_3, 21 days ago

Gang wars were my jam while playing WD2. Cruising around the block scanning people for botnet recharges, and calling in reinforcements every time one side gets wiped out… Good times.

Transporter_Room_3, 30 days ago

It helps if you actually live near bats.

I came home to a small ball of fluff and wings wrapped up in the corner of my porch one day, so for gits and shiggles I put up a small bat box on a post against the trees nearby.

It took a week or two but I noticed it was in use when I went outside one night and saw one pop out of it.

Protip: be very careful about what you use to stain/paint it. Apparently they don’t like the smell of those things. I didn’t paint mine.

Bats need a real estate agent…

Transporter_Room_3, 1 month ago

THE ECONOMY IS DOING GREAT, PEOPLE, STOP SAYING IT ISN’T

homelessness on the rise

people living paycheck-to-paycheck on the rise

cost of living increasing faster than income growth

corporations doubling prices for no reason other than they realized they can, thus resulting in record profits for huge companies

Oh right, that’s what it means.

Big businesses are making more money.

The Poors don’t factor into such things, so their problems aren’t real economic problems.

Transporter_Room_3, 1 month ago

“government spending deemed useless as corporate greed exceeds government increases”

Conservatives everywhere: “LOOK SEE I TOLD YOU IT NEVER WORKS”

Transporter_Room_3, 1 month ago

Nice to know your industry relies on spinning statistics in favor of corporations, when said corporations are responsible for the issues in the first place.

You can increase government social programs by 30% but if cost of living increases 50%, guess what does fuck-all.

You’re blaming the wrong group here.

Transporter_Room_3, 1 month ago

Lmao “my industry pays almost nothing in taxes when compared to it’s profits”

Like that says anything other than “look at me I’m a piece of shit with no argument”

Transporter_Room_3, 1 month ago

Am I taking crazy pills or are people actually saying this is a good thing?

Jesus fucking christ you people are so dependent on the system you literally can’t even comprehend the fact that nobody should need to be working when there’s a higher priority like family.

Make all the “oh but they’re easy to take care of/if the person wants to work/the company is a good one for this” coping excuses you need to feel good about how shitty working lives have become, I guess.

Don’t bother responding if you’re going to make more excuses why “this is good/okay”, you’re speaking to a wall.

Transporter_Room_3, 1 month ago

Legit that’s what my last employer did when a soda machine had a recall on one of the diet sodas.

Just pulled however many quarters from a register, bought all of them, and boxed them up with LOTO tape all over the box. When the guy came in to resupply, he was given the box and pulled the quarters out of the machine and gave them back.

He also left a small stack of reimbursement tags to be left on the machine, fill out what the soda was, what was wrong with it (expired, wrong soda dispensed, etc), and whoever came back would leave the cost taped to the tag with the office to return to the right employee.

Transporter_Room_3, 1 month ago

here’s my 1 minute edit with my phone. Enjoy

y___

Transporter_Room_3, 1 month ago

Eyes are looking a bit glowy…

Are we sure we took care of all the Ba’al clones?

Transporter_Room_3, 1 month ago

I will happily take an extra large roundabout.

Or “traffic circle” if you’re feeling fancy.

It’s taken more than 5 years but I feel like people in the city I just moved out of are finally understanding the ones in town.

Now almost nobody stops at them like an intersection. And i haven’t seen a crash from someone launching themselves straight over the center in months.

Transporter_Room_3, 1 month ago

In almost every case, it’s because the entity that owns it doesn’t actually have to use it daily, because then you know they’d fight to get whatever safety measures they can cram into it.

Last city I lived in had a new intersection put in with a 2 way stop (only one of the roads stops, and you have to yield to main road traffic)

After tons of minor accidents and altercations arising from disgruntled people having to swerve or slam on brakes, the city out out a statement saying basically they’ve done studies and it’s safer than other intersections so nothing will be done to it.

Two or three years go by and one of the city council people moved and now has to use that intersection.

Within a month it had stoplights installed without a word.

Could be a coincidence. Maybe they even had been planning that for the entire two or three years.

But I personally believe nobody gave a shit until an “important” person (you know, that high-stake, much coveted small town council seat) had to use the intersection.

Transporter_Room_3, 1 month ago

You’d think it was all DUIs but no.

I lived within view of one so every time I heard a mildly distant crashing sound, it was almost always someone fucking up at the roundabout. Quite a few Dukes of Hazzard wannabes were completely sober, but “didn’t know the area and were speeding”. In case you’re wondering, it’s well lit, you have ample warning with both reduced speed and the big circling arrow signs, and it’s even at the end of long straight hits so you have a clear view of what’s coming. So as far as I’m concerned, there’s no excuse.

I’ve never heard more bitching and moaning about communism than when the city first started considering putting “those damn communist euro things instead of a proper stop sign”

Like damn Bro I didn’t realize people could hate efficient traffic flow so much.

Transporter_Room_3, 1 month ago

I made about $3,000 more last year than the year before, so now I have a little under 30 days to use literally all the healthcare related things I can before I lose government insurance.

My yearly medical costs are higher than $3,000 but not enough to justify getting insurance.

So now I get to lose money because I made more money, Unlike all those fuckwads who blather on about how they’re paying more in taxes now than their raise was…

Transporter_Room_3, 1 month ago

You have seen the your whole life, it’s just recently that it’s become a fadand widespread.

There was a guy who had a whole row of little themed rubber ducks he got at conventions who lived in the same apartment complex as me growing up.

Transporter_Room_3, 1 month ago

I like watching Rick and Morty.

I have exactly 0 accessories, paraphernalia, or otherwise branded items in my possession that indicate that.

I feel fairly confident that most people here are aware of how childish, arrogant, and honestly just downright insufferable Rick and morty “fans” can be.

• nuggy sauce reeeeeeeeeeeeee screeches in the background*

It seems like every time it comes up in conversation, and the other person is a fan, they immediately seem to launch into a tirade about how modern shows are all crap because they’re stupid, not like THIS show. It’s like the “you have to have a high IQ” meme just became the unironic norm for a lot of people.

It’s usually fart jokes and lowest common denominator humor dressed up in Sci fi tropes. You aren’t special for understanding highschool introductory phycisal science.

Futurama is arguably the same kind of show, but they know exactly what they are, and the writers actually have well educated backgrounds to make the science stuff a bit less… “VX nozzle on the turboencabulator”-esque

Transporter_Room_3, 1 month ago

I’m gonna have to go with “Inner Light” from TNG

It has so many typical star trek things, but it does lack a few things here and there.

It’s always my go-to when someone wants an episode recommendation to see if they’ll like the show.