bouldering_barista,

OMG they’re really trying to squeeze every penny out of us. Crazy. What company would do this? Like, specifically what’s their website where they take orders??

samus12345,
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kamenlady,
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Cum in - we’re open

samus12345,
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“Fill our hole”

Phegan,

This box gives hello my fellow zoomers

Iheartcheese,
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It’s like that energy drink the guys from the warehouse invested in in the office

UnculturedSwine,

4% is kinda weak if you intend on getting the queer market.

CptEnder,

Used to always start the night in the Castro when I lived in San Francisco. The pours are HEAVY, vodka OJ is a 16oz pint glass and like 15oz of vodka. Oh and every bar did buy 1 get 1 free until like 11pm happy hour. Basically get a solid buzz for like $10.

4% is rookie numbers.

RubberElectrons,
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That area was so wild, especially around Folsom street fair times.

There was a drunk dude getting a blowjob on the windowsill of his second story apt above a bar across the street, one leg in the fucking house the other just on the bar’s sign 🤣

uriel238,
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One of my friends, a bear, took me to get a real margarita ‐‐ I think on Valencia, so Castro district adjacent --when I was 25ish. I couldn’t walk straight after one.

mindbleach,

I couldn’t walk straight after one.

Phrasing.

For several reasons.

uriel238,
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I said what I said.

match,
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vodka OJ is a 16oz pint glass and like 15oz of vodka.

well yeah, do you know how fucking expensive OJ is??

ChaoticNeutralCzech,

small d**k energy

Lame. I get they might need to censor it but it’s easy to cover with part of another sticker and make it look incidental.

nifty,
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How many frogs are juiced per bottle? Poor froggies

Kolanaki,
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“They’re putting frogs in the water, which is turning the chemicals gay!”

ILikeBoobies,

It’s called June and all companies do it

siipale,

At first I read SIMD bucks and I thought they must take optimizing code seriously.

ZILtoid1991,

The gays like their SIMD optimizations

match,
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kinda like it tbh

maniii,

What an excellent idea to force people to drink more responsibly and get alcohol back on the prohibited substances list.

Alcohol, Cannabis, Magic-mushrooms and other less debilitating “fun” substances should be regulated for personal use by adults. Scheduled substances should still be illegal but convictions should be mental health, addiction therapy and social servitude as punishments.

iAvicenna,
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welp after green washing now we have gay washing

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