SkyezOpen, Jim is short for Jimothy.
DandomRude, 
You’re such a Dick, Richard.
Annoyed_Crabby, I’m not a Dick, Jen, that guy Dickson is a Dick.
spujb,
Th4tGuyII, 
Imagine not knowing it's short for Bobsworth
The_Che_Banana, I thought it was short for Bobingtonbobiggles?
muzzle, Come on, now you are just pulling their leg. Everyone knows Bob’s short for Bobhew!
MrJameGumb, 
Wait until they find out that Billy is short for William
TotallynotJessica, 
Billium
MrJameGumb, Also, Peggy is short for Margaret 🤯
nieceandtows, Wait, really?
MrJameGumb, Yes, really.
lessthanluigi, The best married couple, Henry and Margaret Hill.
spujb, this one makes me violent
VelvetStorm, Ya that one has always bothered me. It makes zero sense. That’s like having Mark be short for Brennan.
Stovetop, Some nicknames do a consonant shift for the first letter, like William > Will > Willy > Billy
Margaret > Meg > Meggy > Peggy
konalt, 
Chuck is short for Charles
Harold_Penisman, 
I have actually met someone named Billiam
QuantumSparkles, The lost element
Ensign_Crab, Or Hank being short for Henry.
MrJameGumb, Also Buffy is short for Elizabeth
massive_bereavement, Elizabeth II, vampire slayer
tb_, 
I can sorta see that. Beth, Bethy, Buffy
laurelraven, I mean, what isn’t short for Elizabeth?
spujb, pass me a henrykerchief would you my lad
Bleys, Sasha is short for Alexander (in Russian)
Benaaasaaas, And Slava is short for every other name
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