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Edge Of Tomorrow 2 Gets Exciting Update From Tom Cruise Movie Director After Years Of Stalls (screenrant.com)

Following years of languishing in development hell, Doug Liman offers an encouraging update on Edge of Tomorrow 2. Liman previously teamed with Tom Cruise for the 2014 adaptation of the Japanese novel All You Need Is Kill, in which Cruise starred as a military public affairs officer who becomes stuck in a time loop in a future...

The_Che_Banana,

He’s a good actor but plays a good actor acting…in other words you see Tom Cruise playing a part. not the character he’s portraying.

The opposite of Karl Urban.

The_Che_Banana,

Why would uou steal giant dildos?

The_Che_Banana,

Custom: kitchen and bedroom attachments

The_Che_Banana,

Because it’s used? (unless thats your thing…and if it is…we’ll…there you go)

The_Che_Banana,

I thought it was short for Bobingtonbobiggles?

paulshipper, to startrek
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The_Che_Banana,

neat!

The_Che_Banana,

It just took all that time to send the signal to turn off and turn back on again. The junior IT guy who suggested it was promoted.

The_Che_Banana,

What will Russia do? not pay them in IOUs?

Thoughts on Space Games, Part 1: Top-5 AAA Games

Hey everyone, I’m a big player of Space Games of all forms, and this mini-genre (or ‘theme’, if you prefer) really has a TON of range and depth, and is a very fertile ground for indie and unique projects. I was recently playing a game called Avorion, after owning it for years without ever really engaging with it, and...

The_Che_Banana,

Ogame is one of those free browser games with pay to win mechanics. I play it every few years just to get rid of that build and deploy fleet bug.

NMSky was pretty mellow and I enjoyed it, up until all the planets i discovered and named had thier names reverted back. No cursing or anything obvious as to why, most were Donkey themed since I am a_d0nkey.

The_Che_Banana,

As in…too hot spicy or there is a picture of the goatsee on the label spicy?

The_Che_Banana,

sweaty 6 pack made their pants tight, and monkey brain confused as only men should have 6 pack abs…ergo they may have caught the gay

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    Nah dude, you’re the one with the problem.

    Tipping depends on service. Good service? tip accordingly, bad? little or no tip. Anything other than that it’s your own mental fight.

    Shkshkshk, to 196
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    Me and my friends meeting up after a stressful week.

    @196

    The_Che_Banana,

    Me and my friends meeting up after a stressful week?

    The_Che_Banana,

    “One eye dragon rider?”

    Chapter 1: Your mom.

    The end

    The_Che_Banana,

    The modern corporation does not allow for innovation, its only focus is asset acquisition, stripping until there is nothing left and selling the corpse or shutting it down, all for those tasty quarterly gains for shareholders.

    The_Che_Banana,

    Honestly, how much could a pixel cost? 10$?

    The_Che_Banana,

    The amount of helldivers i have fragged with my (really ridiculous) copious amount of clusterbombs is probably up there in the order of…I’m a war criminal high.

    The_Che_Banana,

    IMO its a specialty market now, the demand isnt there to make a streamlined business model for a large enough profit for the investment

    The_Che_Banana,

    Convicted Felon and Twice Impeached Donald Trump

    The_Che_Banana,

    You child boots up “Kabuki Fursona 7” with tears in their eyes as the lawyer just laughs.

    The_Che_Banana,

    This would only apply to a postcard/envelope…funny thought though.

    The_Che_Banana,

    Next time I read about a mass killing by someone firing fully automatic digital downloads of COD in a room full of children I will come back to this thread and apologize to you.

    Until then, I will consider you to be an absolute twat waffle defending the vague wording in a “living document*” that promotes profit over mass murder.

    (* back in the day we were taught in Civics class that the US constitution is a living document, meaning as society changes it too shall reflect the will of the people. At some point the education system dropped Civics classes because it gave way too much information to the masses and keeps the common person ignorant & therefore keeps them in place)

    The_Che_Banana,

    Half life Haven’t replayed it since it came out annnnd…just got a new steam deck and have it hooked up to the TV & controller…

    The_Che_Banana,

    Yeah but Amish Rakefight GFY (a dedicated page you sent someone a link to which then toñd you to Go Fuck Yourself -along with a counter to twll you how many people were told to fuck off) has been gone for a few years now…and damn i miss it.

    The_Che_Banana,

    Right? I’ve had the Xbox since the beginning, didn’t get the last upgrade and finally sold the One to get a steam deck.

    The_Che_Banana,

    Kosher salt is the best standard salt in the US (Mortons, Diamond Crystal is also acceptable). Sea salt in the US is marked up too much to be “standard”, and thus catapults it into the specialized salts (Real salt, Himalayan pink/black etc.)

    However, outside the US I’ve used sea salt almost exclusively

    The_Che_Banana,

    1lOlive oil, 2lsunflower oil, kosher/sea salt, pepper (mill), 500g butter, 500g mayonnaise, thyme, marjoram, flour, cornstarch, 500ml cider vinegar, 8 lemons, 8 tomatoes, 2 heads romaine, 12 y. onion, 6 red onion, 3 red peppers, 1kg broccolini, 6 artichokes, 12 eggs 2kg basmati rice, 1kg fingerling potatoes 2 whole ducks, 4 whole chickens, 1 beef 2 pork tenderloins, 1 whole chinook salmon, 2 dungeoness crab, 2dz pemequid oysters, 4 racks lamb ribs 75% chocolate, 500g pistachos, 500g marcona almonds, blueberries and raspberries

    The_Che_Banana,

    Hard to answer that because basically the first part is pantry items, then some veg, then meats for entree/mains, and finally some dessert/sweets/snack. So whatever I feel like that day I’ll cook.

    been a chef ove 35+ years, this is the best “desert island scenario” I’ve come across…usually it’s just 1 item forever type things…

    …plus I’ve given it some thought over the years.

    The_Che_Banana,

    some low key irl trolling is actually beautiful

    The_Che_Banana,

    Average Body Type Shady

    (alternately: Green M&M)

    Instagram locked my account and forced me to appeal and send a picture of my face, so I sent a picture of Shrek. They deleted my account

    I’ve been a social media hermit for the past 3 years but recently I’ve given up and created a few accounts across different apps again. It’s unreal how strict the requirements are now....

    The_Che_Banana,

    For me there was a list of “acceptable ID” and thus, Che Banana’s pay stub is now floating around some infosphere.

    The_Che_Banana,

    I reached game pass saturation a while ago…IMO it turned into basic cable TV with one or two good channels (games) and stuffed full of religious & shopping channels (while still promoting the quantity of games)

    Missing trucker's body found in rig in N.L., after remains missed during Ontario police search (www.cbc.ca)

    The remains of a Newfoundland trucker who went missing in Ontario two weeks ago were found in the back of his truck’s trailer in his home province, even though his rig was a key piece of evidence in the search and the place where he was last seen....

    The_Che_Banana,

    cop A: did you look in the trailer?

    cop B: (quickly turns off their phones porn feed) sure did!

    cop A: super, good thing there are no repercussions ever, lets go home and beat our wives.

    [and, scene]

    The_Che_Banana,

    As a former corporate manager: lol, no. Scapegoats are slaughtered to save those higher on the rungs.

    The_Che_Banana,

    Ah man what a blast. Had it on Xbox but really played the shit out of it on my kids PC/steam while he was away, and he came back to a high rank & everything unlocked lol.

    Is there active players on Steam still? I finally just sold the xbox & picked up a steamdeck

    The_Che_Banana,

    Ah, ok then. My bad, I thought it may have been just a dude with a website & not “guerilla advertising” so I stand corrected…and will go polish my pitchfork and spark up a torch

    The_Che_Banana,
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