agegamon,

Hmmm, for some reason the first thing I thought of was “www.customgiantdildos would sound better than www.giantcustomdildos because of how the words flow.”

PM_Your_Nudes_Please,

I did something similar when my friend moved to another continent. I shipped her a care package (with some stuff she had left behind,) and every single side of the box had some sort of “there’s definitely no SEX TOYS inside of this box” label on it.

When I took it to the post office, the worker laughed and even made sure to avoid covering any of them with the shipping label.

TTimo,

Can’t believe that domain isn’t registered…

pixeltree,
@pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Give me that indiscreet shipping. Or better yet, send my next giant dong just wrapped in thick paper.

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

A beeping, clear plexiglass container it is!

GeneralEmergency,

How giant? Asking for myself.

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Custom eh? Tell me more 😏

Korne127,
@Korne127@lemmy.world avatar

👀

morgunkorn,
@morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

I’m stealing that for my colleagues’ parcels at work

The_Che_Banana,

Why would uou steal giant dildos?

rxin,

custom ones especially… They not fit for ya ass

The_Che_Banana,

Custom: kitchen and bedroom attachments

morgunkorn,
@morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Why wouldn’t I!

The_Che_Banana,

Because it’s used? (unless thats your thing…and if it is…we’ll…there you go)

radicalautonomy,

That’s a rock solid way to endanger your financial livelihood. I’d take a hard pass on that idea, my human.

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