Tar_alcaran, Unfortunately, the rest of the tweet also isn’t true.
remotelove, He has too much cash to die and his investors won’t allow it at this time.
Rinox, He has too much cash debt to die and his investors won’t allow it at this time
FTFY
lugal, Debt is better than no money at all
DigitalTraveler42, We should spread new elon death rumors and make what happened more and more embarrassing with each telling.
Edit: I love all of these already, lol
pancakes, I vote for him pissing his pants, slipping in a pool of his own piss, and then falling and smashing his head against that sink he was carrying in that picture back when he bought Twitter.
danc4498, The founder of nothing
OhStopYellingAtMe, Don’t do that. Don’t get my hopes up like that.
leraje, Clearly incorrect as no one would be sad.
don, Do you find this helpful?
…yes.
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