don,

Do you find this helpful?

…yes.

Tar_alcaran,

Unfortunately, the rest of the tweet also isn’t true.

remotelove,

He has too much cash to die and his investors won’t allow it at this time.

Rinox,

He has too much cash debt to die and his investors won’t allow it at this time

FTFY

lugal,

Debt is better than no money at all

leraje,
@leraje@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Clearly incorrect as no one would be sad.

OhStopYellingAtMe,
@OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t do that. Don’t get my hopes up like that.

danc4498,

The founder of nothing

DigitalTraveler42,

We should spread new elon death rumors and make what happened more and more embarrassing with each telling.

Edit: I love all of these already, lol

pancakes,
@pancakes@sh.itjust.works avatar

I vote for him pissing his pants, slipping in a pool of his own piss, and then falling and smashing his head against that sink he was carrying in that picture back when he bought Twitter.

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