Chart to determine risk of bear attack
TokenBoomer, Why isn’t this given out at national parks? Do they want bear attacks?
jol, Most national parks are controlled by the bear mafia
OhStopYellingAtMe, 
The chances of getting attacked by a bear in the pink zone are low, but never zero.
ininewcrow, 
What the hell are you all talking about? There’s no high risk of getting attacked by a BAAAAAAAAHHHH … OH MY GOD!!! … YAAAGHHHJHHAAAASGHHGGH!!!
Melochar, Is that why it is called the Goldilocks Zone?
jaybone, Mind = bear
iamjackflack, You are forgetting one thing… space bears…. They are a very real threat.
Lepsea, Is that why a flying saucer is a circle?
TokenBoomer, Did someone mention drop bears?
homura1650, (edited ) You joke, but after cosmonaut Alexi Leonov complained about the possibility of a bear attack, the TP-82 shotgun was standard issue on Russian spacecraft for decades.
Micromot, Kind of makes sense when you think about them landing back on earth and maybe having to fight off something before the vessel can be recovered
Zugyuk, Do tardigrade count?
WarmSoda, Easily avoided if you stay out of gay bars.
lugal, This is all joke and fun until you realize you live in the green region (which I do)
homesnatch, Dude, so do I
-the bear
lugal, You came to me?? I shouldn’t have told people on the internet where I live
Heavybell, 
Without my glasses I saw “risk of deer attack”, which I think makes this post funnier
Dasus, It’s obviously pointing to the South Pole and they don’t have any bears. :F
EdibleFriend, 
don, Even outside the atmosphere, there’s a high risk. Bears really are impressive.
kbal, 
The dangers of the bear zone aren't nearly as bad as they're made out to be. I haven't been attacked by a bear in weeks.
Oka, DES-MOND THE MOON BEAR
NorthWestWind, 
How did I get here
antidote101, Water bears?
ummthatguy, 
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