Chart to determine risk of bear attack
RizzRustbolt, So, on average, a high chance of being attacked by a bear in the Sol system.
jaybone, This is for the solar bear. Now check the polar bear.
antidote101, Water bears?
ummthatguy, 
Oka, DES-MOND THE MOON BEAR
NorthWestWind, 
How did I get here
kbal, 
The dangers of the bear zone aren't nearly as bad as they're made out to be. I haven't been attacked by a bear in weeks.
don, Even outside the atmosphere, there’s a high risk. Bears really are impressive.
EdibleFriend, 
Dasus, It’s obviously pointing to the South Pole and they don’t have any bears. :F
Heavybell, 
Without my glasses I saw “risk of deer attack”, which I think makes this post funnier
lugal, This is all joke and fun until you realize you live in the green region (which I do)
homesnatch, Dude, so do I
-the bear
lugal, You came to me?? I shouldn’t have told people on the internet where I live
WarmSoda, Easily avoided if you stay out of gay bars.
Zugyuk, Do tardigrade count?
iamjackflack, You are forgetting one thing… space bears…. They are a very real threat.
Lepsea, Is that why a flying saucer is a circle?
TokenBoomer, Did someone mention drop bears?
homura1650, (edited ) You joke, but after cosmonaut Alexi Leonov complained about the possibility of a bear attack, the TP-82 shotgun was standard issue on Russian spacecraft for decades.
Micromot, Kind of makes sense when you think about them landing back on earth and maybe having to fight off something before the vessel can be recovered
Melochar, Is that why it is called the Goldilocks Zone?
jaybone, Mind = bear
ininewcrow, 
What the hell are you all talking about? There’s no high risk of getting attacked by a BAAAAAAAAHHHH … OH MY GOD!!! … YAAAGHHHJHHAAAASGHHGGH!!!
OhStopYellingAtMe, 
The chances of getting attacked by a bear in the pink zone are low, but never zero.
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