He did nothing wrong
BoxOfFeet, That guy definitely has mesothelioma now.
iAvicenna, 
He now has the power of a hundred babies (for what it is worth)
Aggravationstation, “The power of love babies.”
Fuzzypyro, “It was like stealing powder from a baby” - probably this guy
ObviouslyNotBanana, 
I don’t know why powder has anything to do with this theft but probably.
awwwyissss, Oh so I do a little harmless blackface in my sidewalk theatre and I’m the bad guy, but this mayo on white bread steals and he gets to be a meme… makes you think.
Zehzin, 
Witness me
Splatterphace, Ashy Larry fell on hard times, I see.
the_rogue, (edited ) 
But not enough power to avoid arrest makes note to self to steal atleast double than this guy if i ever go down this path
ObviouslyNotBanana, What if double the power doubles the arrest?
the_rogue, Shit scribbles the last note and changes it to get as much as you can
ObviouslyNotBanana, Tbh I’d probably just look for adult power instead
the_rogue, Hard to come by dude
Aggravationstation, Cocaine?
PhlubbaDubba, Sardaukar chant intensifies
dadGPT, avatar has fallen on rough times. sad.
ObviouslyNotBanana, Aang lost his power
dadGPT, the powder bender
ObviouslyNotBanana, The baby bender
Viking_Hippie, Easiest job ever! Even their bones are naturally bendy to begin with!
YoFrodo, So is the bitly link some kind of virus?
ObviouslyNotBanana, No idea, I haven’t opened it.
YoFrodo, But you are spreading it
ObviouslyNotBanana, This is true. It is something I should’ve thought of before posting. I guess links are editable on Lemmy though, so I should see to it that it disappears if I can.
Done. I also checked the link. Leads to a dead site.
YoFrodo, thanks for looking out!
ObviouslyNotBanana, No, thank you for not letting me be lazy!
fluxion, This dude probably smelled amazing after that
ObviouslyNotBanana, Does the power of babies make you smell good?
ogmios, 
Looks like a Michael Jackson impersonator.
Cruxifux, If you do white face, but you’re doing it to impersonate a black man, is that racist?
HolidayGreed, Probably saved his life.
CaptainEffort, How much power do babies really have anyway?
ObviouslyNotBanana, Enough that it can be stolen at least
FiniteBanjo, Dance Magic, Dance
Jump Magic, Jump
ChicoSuave, It varies person to person.
Kidplayer_666, Trying to earn some privilege
ObviouslyNotBanana, That’s what baby power does
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