xia,

Roll for hunger.

Honytawk,

The obvious answer is to use the wheat discs like ninja stars, then capture them flying on tape so you can claim it is an alien UFO and become rich.

SkybreakerEngineer,

The stuff you think is tree syrup is actually also corn syrup but with additives

Wilzax,

Actual maple syrup is not corn syrup

SkybreakerEngineer,

Go check the labels on the stuff being sold as maple syrup

Blackmist,

I think the distinction is maple syrup vs maple flavour syrup. Maybe some places are allowed to sell one as the other, but I’ve never seen it in the UK.

Even cheap Aldi maple syrup is still actual maple syrup.

Wilzax,

It can’t be labeled Maple Syrup in the US unless it’s genuine. They get around this with terms like breakfast syrup and pancake syrup

Psythik,

I just checked the bottle in my fridge and the only ingredient is “Pure maple syrup”.

The problem is that a lot of people will just snatch up a $3 bottle of Aunt Jemima—or whatever the hell they call it now—and call it a day. But if you’re not a cheapass, chances are that the maple syrup in your fridge is real (if you paid $10 or more for that bottle then it’s definitely real).

Like the other person said, it’s illegal in the US to label corn syrup as maple syrup. So they’ll usually call it “pancake syrup” or some sus bullshit like that. Pretty easy to spot the difference unless you’re just not paying attention.

SpruceBringsteen,

Pocket everything, plan on banishing the waiter once you’ve established they’re not a core element of the narrative. Check GameFaqs.

Gabu,

I banish them to the Columbo dimension, as they’re clearly the killer.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

What if they were compact discs?

A_Chilean_Cyborg, (edited )
@A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl avatar

Make their respective national legislative power make a commission to investigate this waiter’s crimes against me… cough, aghem, humanity, then a second commission of truth and reconciliation to find the extent of his crimes to me and other costumers, to find adequate compensation and to clarify who is victim, then an according criminal trial with resulting life in prison.

So may world be at pease again.

noxy,
@noxy@yiffit.net avatar

cough syrup on pancakes sounds amazing

Honytawk,

Only if you are sick (literally and mentally)

SPRUNT,

If tree syrup comes from trees, and corn syrup comes from corn, cough syrup must come from…

LemmyKnowsBest,

😷

AA5B,

Pancakes with BANANAS and a little allspice, topped with tree syrup!

Leftover BANANA pancakes with peanut butter, nuked for 20s

For a change, chocolate chip pancakes with BANANASSSSSSSSS!

Delphia,

Pancakes with Vegemite and too much butter is something Americans should try.

Aggravationstation,

How much butter is too much?

Delphia,

Put on a reasonable amount then add more. Basically you want to look at it and feel a little guilty you just put that much butter on something.

When you put it on pancakes with real butter you get the sweetness from the pancakes, the decadent fatty richness from the borderline excessive butter, the heavy umami and salt from the vegemite… its great.

Aggravationstation,

I like that you can get decadent fatty richness, as I’m a decadent rich fatty and this makes me feel I can pretend it’s something I caught, not a series of bad life choices.

affiliate,

may i join him in the negative zone

PersnickityPenguin,

Peanuts butter!!!

misterundercoat,

I only eat wheat discs with geometric reservoir dimples.

ArmokGoB,

I only eat wheat hypercylinders with embedded cubic vacuousnesses.

dharmacurious,

I only cover mine with the solidified fats of cow juice.

dodgy_bagel,

(soap)

melpomenesclevage,

Cow juice or cow squeezings?

grue,

Plot twist: all the options are corn syrup (including the Negative Zone).

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