dharmacurious

@dharmacurious@slrpnk.net

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dharmacurious,

If humans had tails would women get told they should wag their tails more?

dharmacurious,

Oh you’re totally right. Dudes walking around with a hairless opossum tail and woman have to wrap that shit around their leg and sit on it all day long…

dharmacurious,

Best fucking toy out there. Me and my friends used to throw pennies into the sand and bury them, and the kid on the machine would dig them up.

dharmacurious,

You shall never see the light of God. To the outer darkness you shall be banished for the wickedness thou hast wrought upon the earth. Get thee behind me, foul creature.

dharmacurious,

My God why is this so accurate.

dharmacurious,

Same question, I didn’t recognize it. If someone answers you, will you update me, please?

dharmacurious,

Looks really nice, but I can’t handle spicy foods. Any tips to make it a little milder?

dharmacurious,

Milk‽ I said less spicy! My God, man, I’m not a machine!

dharmacurious,

Found my new Grindr profile pic!

dharmacurious,

I almost converted to Judaism in my late teens, and the Rabbi I was working with shared with me a prayer he often prayed in times of struggle. “God grant me the faith of the convert, the strength of a bear, the wisdom of the aged, and the patience of a mother”

I always liked that

dharmacurious,

Depending on who you ask “wisdom of the convert” could be pretty great.

… Or horrible. Again, depends who you ask. Lol

dharmacurious,

I enunciate as clearly as possible, and only get louder if it doesn’t seem to be able to understand me.

However, Walgreens’ system is horrible, and I have been known to snap “PHARMACY” occasionally…

dharmacurious,

Yeah, well, I’m going to go back in time and make sure that I go back in time so that I can go back in time and have hijinks!

dharmacurious,

A true romantic gesture

dharmacurious,

I only cover mine with the solidified fats of cow juice.

dharmacurious,

The placement of the comma after evil and before showering suggests that “evil” is it’s own chore, and also that showering is, by it’s very nature, evil and does not need additional evilness to count as an evil chore.

dharmacurious,

🙄

dharmacurious,

Honestly? Someone telling me this would do absolute wonders for my self esteem, ngl

dharmacurious,

I mean, kinda, yeah. But people masturbate. They’re not hurting anyone doing it. The idea that anyone had masturbated thinking of me would be a self esteem booster. That said, that’s a pipe dream. Ain’t nobody ever got off to all of this outside of an actual sexual encounter. Lmao

dharmacurious,

Thank you!

dharmacurious,

I just love her so freaking much

dharmacurious,

I used my brother’s vinyl lp of the rocky horror show (Australian cast) to record toucha toucha touch me for my ring tone, and my voicemail message was sweet transvestite(just the “how’d you do” bit).

My God I feel old right now

dharmacurious,

A friend of mine still has fucking Mozart playing when you call him.

dharmacurious,

Just wait till you find out people also used to pay for backgrounds and emoji. Lol. Scams and viruses, the lot of them.

dharmacurious,

He has iPhone. Idk how he still has that Mozart ringer (when you call him you hear Mozart). I didn’t know him back when that was popular

dharmacurious,

Don’t scare me like that! I got deadlines and shit!

dharmacurious,

Same boat. I think I guessed it, and it’s absolutely killing me knowing I’ll never know if I’m right. But also, my brain itch doesn’t trump doxxing a person (or even a squid) or their kid.

dharmacurious,

Now just wait a damn minute here, is everything just called a biscuit outside of the US? Cookies are biscuits and now crackers are also biscuits? How do y’all distinguish things‽ “I’d like a biscuit” must be this dangerous game of roulette where you might get a delicious chocolate chip cookie or you might get a dry ass saltines or little teeny oyster crackers or God knows what else.

Y’all need new words for shit

dharmacurious,

That’s just sad. I need my million words for breads because I enjoy having different breads! How will I properly tell the baker what I want??

dharmacurious,

I thought y’all didn’t have cookies? Like, I thought everything we called cookie you call biscuit?

Also, have you ever had an American style biscuit?

dharmacurious,

Warm, soft, moist, and yeasty. It is soft and pillowy, with a chewy, crusty crust with just enough salt and butter

dharmacurious,

If you ever visit (probably don’t, it’s a hellhole) try biscuits and gravy. Preferably from someone’s southern grandma or a gas station in rural Georgia. But if all else fails, Hardee’s is acceptable for someone without something to compare it to.

dharmacurious,

I can hear this gif

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