Nikls94,

… fuck you! I have swipe to comment! I expected boobs and now I gotta write an essay about lorem ipsum dolor dolor sit amet

Quexotic,

I prefer “Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow!”

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

You liar.

Steamymoomilk,

The user name adds so much value to the comment

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Gordon, titty boob huge fuck.

serpineslair,

I don’t get it, where are the boobs?

SoleInvictus,

OP is a boob.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

You’re a boob

SoleInvictus,

Which makes the two of us a great pair.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Now we just need a vagene

SoleInvictus,

High five!

variants,

You made me swipe to the next post and I had to come back to try and figure out this new photo swiping thing only to go to the next post again

lugal,

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Please put an SFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to stop furiously monsterbaiting. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men who aren’t masterbuilding together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post SFW.

thisbenzingring,

Great… Now I’m masturbating and everyone at work is looking at me…

JoShmoe,

Do you smell that guys? I smell familiarity with unfederated systems.

MyNamesNotRobert,

If its not working on your phone, here is an alternate link

gaael,

XcQ detected !

Blyfh,

For me it’s the dQw.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Sync tells on people who post the link because it expands them and shows the content. Very useful!

some_guy,

I think my phone is broken.

xlash123,
@xlash123@sh.itjust.works avatar

You need to swipe harder for it to work

Blyfh,

I have enabled the “swipe to upvote” gesture on Sync, so you made me like your post lmao

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

I always disable that and didn’t even think of it! That’s so funny!

elfin8er,

Oh, I thought that was the joke 😂

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

The joke was just to make you scroll for no reason but the fact that sync can do that makes the joke much funnier lmao

Shieldtoad,

If you swipe far enough on Jerboa the upvote becomes a downvote.

modifier,

Same. I actually thought that was the joke at first, until I realized this is probably app-specific behavior, and not widely known.

Toldry,
@Toldry@lemmy.world avatar

Same for me on Thunder

Burninator05,

That’s a mighty fine set of boobs. 10/10.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Tysm!!!

Bonehead,

I never knew men were capable of developing so...perfectly.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Wow what an awesome compliment thanks!

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