Why would I drink and drive when I could drink alone in the basement?
To get more beer? No worries I planned ahead and bought 60 bush lights. I have two hands for a reason!
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To get more beer? No worries I planned ahead and bought 60 bush lights. I have two hands for a reason!
thefartographer, I have two hands for a reason!
Double-fisting? One on the beer, one in the rear?
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Unfortunately they always seem to be able to reproduce before Darwin can get to them.
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Amateurs. Just fill your windshield wiper fluid tank with grain alcohol, and pipe the hose into the vehicle cabin through the firewall.
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Not a joke. My cousin has one of those. Yes he is pretty dumb
tiziodcaio, And if I want to open a bottle while I am driving? How can I do?
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Install a bottle opener on the dash
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brbposting, Turn up the music louder than the seatbelt chime
Crack0n7uesday, Amateurs, I just pop the bottle caps off the steering wheel. It’s all in the wrists.
son_named_bort, That’s genius. It makes it easier for the officer to open the beer that I offer him.
saltesc, It’s super easy to open beers with all the different seatbelts.anyway. it’s like manufacturere designed it in.
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