Trauma
Kolanaki, 
Oh hey. It’s my mom saying “who in their right mind would publish anything you wrote?” after showing her my prize money from Reader’s Digest for Teens from when they published a short story I wrote. 😬
jaschen, We would love to read it if you still have it.
Obi, 
I’m trying my best okay?
Iheartcheese, 
I mean…we don’t know the kid isn’t stupid…
hexabs, Also feelings of hate are valid. You can’t just invalidate a person’s emotions.
Iheartcheese, Honestly its bullying if you try and stop him.
whoisearth, 
The solution is for the kid to not be a fucking idiot then maybe the father will love him.
Iheartcheese, Also, just to be safe, we should start calling him fat now. Keep things in check.
MossyFeathers, We can stop future generations from breeding today! Traumatize your children until the idea of having children becomes unbearable for them.
TrickDacy, Worked for me! (I’m the child)
user224, 
You’re not the only one!
monsterpiece42, Aww fuck, is that what does it?
MehBlah, You have to promise them a some kind of made up dream but make it clear they can never attain it.
MossyFeathers, Oh God, my parents (accidentally) did that with me.
nilloc, Your parents are billionaire oligarchs who rely on the status quo for cheap labor by forcing ridiculous work schedules, ever increasing rents, and record profits for basic necessities?
MossyFeathers, No. But they were always overestimating what I was able to do as a child and were always putting goals just out of reach.
Bassman27, When your great grandpa has an Asian fetish
feedum_sneedson, It’s okay to date Asian women, it’s not a fetish to think Asian women are (or at least can be) beautiful.
Bassman27, Fully agree, sorry if this came off disrespectful. I just thought it was funny lol
whoisearth, Don’t be sorry. Grandpa clearly has the yellow fever.
unexposedhazard, But its also okay to have an asian fetish
feedum_sneedson, Okay, good, because I totally do.
Donjuanme, Here I was (before reading the bottom line), thinking this was a comic about Elon musk trying to radicalize the next generation…
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