hoss, I will build an even larger and uglier baby Jesus statue
FlyingSquid, It’s good to have goals.
MECHAGIC, Why does it look like Nic Cage
revlayle, Right? I was all “Giant baby Nic Cage? wat”
zarathustrad, My hair is a dove (The Holy Spirit) so your argument is invalid!
Veneroso, Baby Jesus? Or baby Phil Collins?
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/f2fc0266-2bde-452f-b2c2-2b3955f09057.webp
zarathustrad, Cause Phil Collins, He knows me and He knows I’m right.
I’ve been talkin’ to Phil Collins all my life.
Veneroso, My Mom adored him.
caboose2006, Anyone else getting Nic Cage vibes from this?
FiniteBanjo, Reminds me of that one sketch:
“Can we lower it to two hail Mary’s?”
“How dare you cheapen the word of God!”
“Fine then, I’ll just take my business to the church across the street.”
“Go then!”
[walks away]
“The exit is that way!”
“I’m visiting the gift shop, first.”
profdc9, Ricky Bobby approves.
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/27e0ced5-a3bc-4ad4-8f5b-c757b8229540.jpeg
Kolanaki, But he is clearly saying little baby Jesus.
Wes4Humanity, Dear 800 pound 6 ounce newborn infant Jesus…
III, …with a receding hairline…
profdc9, Just remember, when it comes to baby Jesus, if you’re not first, you’re last.
quinkin, Squid Church
blanketswithsmallpox, ‘Dear Lord Baby Jesus, or as our brothers in the South call you: ‘Hey-suz’. We thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Dominos, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell. I just want to take time to say thank you for my family: my two beautiful, beautiful, handsome striking sons, Walker and Texas Ranger, or TR as we call him. And, of course, my red hot smokin’ wife Carley, who is a stone cold fox, who if you would rate her ass on 100, it would easily be a 94. I also want to thank you for my best friend and teammate, Cal Naughton Jr, who’s got my back no matter what…Dear Lord Baby Jesus, we also thank you for my wife’s father Chip. We hope that you can use your Baby Jesus powers to heal him and his horrible leg. It smells terrible and the dogs are always botherin’ with it. Dear Tiny Infant Jesus…’
squid_slime, GIVE IT BEARD
ChickenLadyLovesLife, Sin barba, sin abdominales, sin Jesús.
squid_slime, Laudetur infans Iesus caeruleis oculis. Nam ipse est nostra salus et sacrificium sanguinis postulat.
gamermanh, That’s a surprisingly small “tallest” statue, tbh
Like, I saw the second biggest Buddha statue just in Japan and it was taller than that.
And Buddha is just a fat guy smiling at you like he knows he sold people on his bullshit for thousands of years and is living it, not nearly as deserving of a tall statue as creepy baby jesus
Snapz, Do they also claim to have the self awareness to understand that thing is fucking creepy
FlyingSquid, Self-awareness and Christianity aren’t generally friendly.
altima_neo, Zacatecas do be like that
esc27, Holy Christ!
DODOKING38, All hail the lord and saviour lord Farquadd
ChanchoManco, Giant baby Jesus doesn’t exist, giant baby Jesus can’t hurt you
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