Kolanaki,
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When I was a kid and my parents made me go to church, I would always try to fart as loud as possible against the pew. I shit my pants a few times but it still achieved the goal of being taken home.

BlemboTheThird,

Holy shit

Thcdenton,

⛪🙏💩

Assman,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

One time I was under the bleachers at a football game and somebody farted so loud up there I thought it was gunshots

FoxyGrandpa,

Fourth grade two of my friends and I spent way too long laughing at how funny it sounded farting on the metal bleachers outside

FartsWithAnAccent,
@FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io avatar

Looks like today is my day to shine!

bitfucker,

Reading it right to left changes the meme

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Oh, I thought it was supposed to be read that way

bitfucker,

Well, both ways are a valid shitpost. Congratulations! You made a palindrome shitpost!

Zachariah,
@Zachariah@lemmy.world avatar

I read one bubble with each eye, so I could read both simultaneously.

wieson,

You

are really i be fartin cool. i think i loud af have feelings on for u metal chairs

Zachariah,
@Zachariah@lemmy.world avatar

You I are be really fartin cool. I loud af think I have feelings on metal chairs for you

wieson,

Feelings on metal chairs dude? Ain’t nobody gonna knock that shit over

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