fmstrat,

“You’re on the faculty? You need to climb up there and take that down.”

“Absolutely not”

Evilcoleslaw,

No need to slander the Ghost with the most.

FenrirIII,
@FenrirIII@lemmy.world avatar

I think he’d love it if you slutty grandmother under 40 was jerking a guy off during a theatrical performance

Gullible,

Between swings of the arm, I question whether she does what she does out a desire to display republican ridiculousness in its rawest form. No real grandstanding, no duplicity, simply performance. Is it right to impart so much hate on a woman potentially offering the world’s most profoundly misunderstood satire? Then, as abruptly as the notion entered my mind, it vanishes as I continue flinging salt at her.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Now that’s a grandma I’d love to fuck.

Empricorn,

I wouldn’t fuck her with your dick.

just_another_person,

I wouldn’t fuck her with Bea Arthur’s dick.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Bear Arthur taught me how to love.

Davel23,

Classic Jeff Ross.

mPony,

Ross is fucking funny.

don,

I wouldn’t fuck her with a stolen koala dick.

ptz, (edited )
@ptz@dubvee.org avatar

Is that from the Pam Anderson roast? Lol

Bea reading from Pam’s book was gold. 😆

Edit: Found the clip: www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6bSf5JEkrU&t=281s

mechoman444,

That’s right! I’d fuck her with my dick… … … Wait.

jeffw,

Gun to my head, if I had to pick one grandma, maybe? But just in general? No…

MelodiousFunk,

The world has no shortage of grandmas in their 40s, still looking fine, and are not reprehensible. Narrow your search down to ones that will give you a handy in a theater and, well, options are suddenly more limited.

billiam0202,

Yeah, but there are fewer grandmas in their 30s, which is where BoBo is. And she’s not totally unattractive, she just suffers from “ugly on the inside makes you ugly on the outside” syndrome. And she’s goddamn stupid to boot.

MelodiousFunk,

Yeah, but there are fewer grandmas in their 30s

Biology and math make that a good thing, IMO.

maynarkh,

She is in her 30s? I’d have guessed 50s. Apparently hate makes you look older.

mechoman444,

Thank you Satansmaggotycumfart. I appreciate your input in this matter.

vaultdweller013,

She’s white trash from Colorado, hope ya like the Clap.

ptz,
@ptz@dubvee.org avatar

With everything she’s shown about herself, it’d be more like the Applause

Olhonestjim,

Sounds like a job for the Dark Lord.

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