Trump Demands Biden Take a Drug Test Before Debating and Claims the President Was ‘High as a Kite’ During the State of the Union

“I just wanna debate this guy, but you know– and I’m gonna demand a drug test too, by the way,” Trump said as the audience cheered. “I am. No, I really am. I don’t want him coming in like the State of the Union. He was high as a kite.”

kandoh,

I have no doubt the debates with be the Manhattan project of methamphetamines

aesthelete,

Proof that Trump actually is the Adderall addict he’s rumored to be.

negativeyoda,

Every accusation is a confession

TheJims,

Make Adderall Great Again 2024

this_1_is_mine,

That’s fine tiny hands. Let’s try the tissue paper test on that face of yours… How much shit can I swab off that Macco ass paint job of a spray tan.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

On what? Blood pressure medication?

InternetUser2012,

Lol, more projection. Let’s have them both take one together and see who fails. I’ll bet there’s one that would go into an incoherent rant and blame someone for something and not take the test. Sound about right?

Snowpix,
@Snowpix@lemmy.ca avatar

“Fake news! The test is fake news! It was all a conspiracy by the Democrats, the worst conspiracy I have ever saw!”

Ballistic_86,

No you

bquintb,
@bquintb@midwest.social avatar

So, Trump was high.

Bobmighty,

Weak willed dementia patient trump trying to concoct a reason to back out. Of course he can’t come up with anything new because that part of his brain is mush.

Nightwingdragon,

Of course he can’t come up with anything new because that part of his brain is mush.

Fixed that for you.

Skates,

Why doesn’t Biden just shoot this fuck? I thought presidents can’t be charged for crimes they commit while in office.

barsquid,

We won’t know what the Constitutional Originalism says about that one until either Nov. 6th or the afternoon of Jan. 20th.

Etterra,

Only if Trump does too.

edwardthefma99, (edited )
@edwardthefma99@lemmy.world avatar

So dose this mean we get to find out what dementia drugs Biden is currently on i bet he gets a aid to pee in a cup for him i would of demanded that they both be required to read out loud a long series of numbers and letters ment to represent the nuclear codes

Cybermonk_Taiji,

It’s ok buddy. The system failed a lot of poor sad fucks, like yourself.

MummifiedClient5000,

So trump was definitely high as a kite during his state of the union.

Pretzilla,

That’s just his baseline projection. Drumft is high all the time.

Jaysyn,
@Jaysyn@kbin.social avatar

The same Trump that just forgot who & where he was at his rally a couple hours ago?

Sure, Jan.

Etterra,

Cult leaders don’t need to be smart to be popular.

Fedizen,

trump sounds like a bitch

JeeBaiChow,

Biden should demand an anal cavity search for trump. Who knows what manner of Russian recording device he has stuffed in there.

barsquid,

They’re going to find McConnell’s tongue up there. Unsurprising since it is still attached to his little turtle beak.

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