Trump Tells Faith Conference If He Took Off Shirt They’d See ‘a Beautiful Person’ With ‘Wounds All Over’ From Defending Religion
some_guy, Is that what a lumpy piece of shit looks like? Beautiful with wounds? We must be using different thesauruses.
DMBFFF, 
Stormy might have seen him without his shirt.
jeffw, I mean, she did
TokenBoomer, I have to laugh, to stop myself from crying 😭
roguetrick, He had to jump in front of those dangerous hamberders to save Jesus.
Sam_Bass, Theyd see a stodgy stump of a torso sagging from lack of collagen covered in age spots
hakunawazo, No need to threaten us with an optical weapon of mass destruction.
NeptuneOrbit, I don’t believe in the anti christ. But if I did.
Muehe, Well I’m no expert on Christianity, but apparently this theology graduate here agrees with you:
NeptuneOrbit, In particular, Jesus showing off his wounds was the big evidence it was him and he had come back from the dead. He isn’t just being weird in front of religious people. He is selling himself as the new messiah.
ChickenLadyLovesLife, He is selling himself as the new messiah.
Aka being weird in front of religious people.
NeptuneOrbit, Yes but in a very specific way.
CharlesDarwin, 
My word, this guy is so ridiculous. What a world we live in where it is THIS dumbass that may slither into office, again. Then again, Hitler was a total idiot, too.
eran_morad, Guy’s fucked in the head.
MehBlah, His sleepy followers will believe anything. If we are the woke then they are the comatose.
Passerby6497, Like when he held a bible upside down in a photo op in front of a church after having things clear protestors out?
Such wounds
Much defence
Wow
Baphomet_The_Blasphemer, Ok, but why does this picture make me think he just wants to rub his nipples?
RememberTheApollo_, Leaning pretty hard on religion lately, isn’t he?
FinalRemix, Well, his brain doesn’t work anymore, so… what else can he lean on?
uebquauntbez, Beauty is skin deep only. Stupidity to the core.
RunningInRVA, So fat and no scars. Got it.
magi, Stretch mark battle wounds
Krono, I honestly think if he took his shirt off it would cost him the election.
Seeing the flabby, 78-year-old American physique in all its glory would be both a literal and figurative “emperor has no clothes” moment for many of his cultists.
MehBlah, Any scars will be the result of his addictions. Did so much cocaine he broke his asshole. Or did the asshole just become him.
CynicRaven, He’d just need to have some acrylic flab sculpting armor like Immortan Joe.
ChickenLadyLovesLife, “There’s the fake abs, then Donald … jiggly Donald, and then … abs.”
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