FuglyDuck,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

I’m glad he didn’t, saggy old man turd boobs should stay covered

Nobody wants to see that…

DaddleDew,

And you’d see the line where the fake spray tan ends too. Looking like an upside down orange thermometer.

Maeve,

This made me laugh.

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    zigmus64,

    That’s why he loves Putin so much!!! They have the same first name!!!

    Lost_My_Mind,

    The guy you’re responding to deleted their comment, leaving yours without context…and now I’m confused just trying to piece it together.

    zigmus64,

    Aw damnit… I hate when that happens…

    He had a funny one basically saying that if he did show us his shirtless chest, we’d get to see how closely he resembled Baron Harkonnen.

    Rottcodd,

    Curiously enough, I didn’t delete it. I was just scanning back through my posts when I saw “deleted by creator” on one of them, and since I know I haven’t deleted anything, I came to see what that was all about.

    There’s an option to undelete, so I did that, though unfortunately that means that yours is now the post without context. Sorry. 😅

    Lost_My_Mind,

    …I’M NOT CRAZY!!! I HAVE NOT LOST MY MIND!!!

    Oh, wait.

    Ranvier,

    The quote gets even crazier.

    Really!? You were treated the worst of any president?! Lincoln was assassinated!!

    TallonMetroid,
    @TallonMetroid@lemmy.world avatar

    And 160 years later the his legacy has been coopted by the same sort of people who killed him to begin with.

    rayyy,

    2024 years later Jesus’ legacy has been co-opted by the same sort of people who killed him to begin with.

    nilloc,

    And his wounds weren’t from a dominatrix like Drumpf’s.

    captainlezbian,

    I don’t think he has the self awareness to be a sub

    Coach,

    …and they BELIEVE IT! Such a sad, sad bunch of suckers and losers.

    seathru,
    @seathru@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    “Now faith is being sure of what we hope for and certain of what we do not see.” Hebrews 11:1

    It’s basically a cognitive dissonance conference.

    Riccosuave,
    @Riccosuave@lemmy.world avatar

    It’s basically a cognitive dissonance conference.

    You have also managed to successfully describe attending religious services.

    EatATaco,

    How is that cognitive dissonance? I don’t see it.

    Diplomjodler3,

    They’ll believe whatever suits them to prop up their delusional world view. And they’ll refuse to acknowledge any facts that contradict it.

    InternetUser2012,

    They believe whatever fox “news” tells them to. They don’t have their own world view, just the view they’re told to have.

    EatATaco,

    Can you actually find anyone who believes it literally? Honest question. I just watched the video, and it seems to me that he is saying it figuratively and not literally.

    fine_sandy_bottom,

    I don’t think anyone is saying he has literal wounds from defending religion.

    EatATaco,

    I agree, including Trump.

    But this thread is full of people saying that they think he meant it literally and people believe it literally. And I think, although I could be wrong, that is what the top level commenter is getting at.

    todd_bonzalez,

    Coach is saying that these people actually believe that he has been “defending religion”, not that they believe that he has literal wounds all over his body from it.

    You seem to be the one taking things a bit too literally.

    Coach,

    Truthfully, I believe there are “fine [yet moronic] people on both sides” of this thing. Religions seem to serve both hypocrites and idiots alike.

    His quote will sell lots of T-shirts, either way.

    0110010001100010,
    @0110010001100010@lemmy.world avatar

    Do it you orange traitor, show your followers how full of shit you truly are.

    whostosay,

    He does. Every day. They are just incapable of seeing it.

    just_another_person,

    How do they get through all the fat to see?

    thefartographer,

    You heard it here first: God gave Trump herpes

    Leate_Wonceslace,
    @Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    Show us where the deity touched you.

    AbouBenAdhem,

    The Emperor’s New Stigmata.

    lennybird,
    @lennybird@lemmy.world avatar

    Those are bed sores, sir. Hospitals must special order beds for those.

    mechoman444,

    If at all possible for a myriad of reasons, can we please leave your shirt on?

    moncharleskey,

    “Show us the tits!”

    mechoman444,

    🤢

    EatATaco,

    Someone missed a glowing opportunity. Lol

    todd_bonzalez,

    We need to bait him into rallying in a liberal city. We could all show up and pretend to take him seriously and just wait for him to say something insane like this.

    Then we could just yes-man him into doing embarrassing stuff. Hell yeah Mr. President, show us your beautiful wounded body. Take that shirt off. Do us a little dance. Jump up and down or something. C’mon, do a little fat man dance.

    jeffw,

    He had a rally in Philly today

    thestar,

    @todd_bonzalez @jeffw Didn’t he rally in/near New York? Also it’s not the same, but he also hosts fundraisers in CA often.

    Orbituary,
    @Orbituary@lemmy.world avatar

    Outside of the cities, California is conservative af

    thestar,

    @Orbituary he went to San Francisco … to raise money from tech people (this was somewhat recent) https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2024/06/06/trump-hits-tech-fundraiser-in-san-francisco-some-guests-pay-300000.html.

    Orbituary,
    @Orbituary@lemmy.world avatar

    That’s doesn’t preclude what I said.

    GrabtharsHammer,

    America First, you gotta do the truffle shuffle.

    Krono,

    I honestly think if he took his shirt off it would cost him the election.

    Seeing the flabby, 78-year-old American physique in all its glory would be both a literal and figurative “emperor has no clothes” moment for many of his cultists.

    MehBlah,

    Any scars will be the result of his addictions. Did so much cocaine he broke his asshole. Or did the asshole just become him.

    CynicRaven,

    He’d just need to have some acrylic flab sculpting armor like Immortan Joe.

    ChickenLadyLovesLife,

    “There’s the fake abs, then Donald … jiggly Donald, and then … abs.”

    RunningInRVA,

    So fat and no scars. Got it.

    magi,

    Stretch mark battle wounds

    uebquauntbez,

    Beauty is skin deep only. Stupidity to the core.

    RememberTheApollo_,

    Leaning pretty hard on religion lately, isn’t he?

    FinalRemix,

    Well, his brain doesn’t work anymore, so… what else can he lean on?

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