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teft, in I reject your Trek, and substitute my own
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Tori should be a red shirt.

https://i.imgur.com/iRElyDu.gif

elliot_crane,

Oh absolutely, his Wikipedia page is a trip if you’ve never read it. For instance we have this lovely excerpt near the top of the page:

At an early age, his father showed him how to make a Molotov cocktail. Later, he accidentally set part of his house on fire with a homemade flamethrower. When he was 19, he was nearly arrested for setting off a homemade pipe bomb near his parents’ home in Seaside, California.

NakariLexfortaine,

… Is it bad that all of that sounds so absolutely normal to me?

Small southern coal mining town. Homemade flamethrowers and explosives were right up there with throwing empty beer bottles down at the railroad tracks for killing time.

I don’t know how none of us died. I think the worst was the rampant teen pregnancy, and one dude losing eyesight in one eye after getting shot in the face with a paintball gun. And one kid getting his hand caught in a stone crusher in the Masonry class.

elliot_crane,

I mean you said it yourself, if you’re surprised that nobody died, it’s certified red shirt status 😉

robdor, in Official Moderator Announcement: The TenForward Agony Booth Has Been Installed

Ok but what if I developed some weird fetish after my first visit to the booth?

FlyingSquid,
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PlasticExistence, in Official Moderator Announcement: The TenForward Agony Booth Has Been Installed

For me and my shitty body, a trip to the agony booth would be a vacation. So what inflammatory language do I need to use to be sent there?

FlyingSquid,
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Just try and fail to kill your superior officer.

douz0a0bouz, in I reject your Trek, and substitute my own

Less competency porn and more strapping a warp core to a photon torpedo in an attempt to make a black hole 😂 I’d still binge it

negativenull,
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It would be Shaxs’s favorite thing ever

HobbitFoot,

This is why Vulcans learn how to say fuck.

jawa21, in Official Moderator Announcement: The TenForward Agony Booth Has Been Installed
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And then back in the agony booth immediately from the pattern buffer once the queue has cycled?

ptz,
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Some enterprising cadet needs to just invent the agony buffer already. Seems more energy efficient that way.

CodexArcanum,

At last! I’ve finally invented the agony buffer, as seen in the viral hit holodeck sim “Please don’t invent the agony buffer.”

Lemming421,
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Next step - the temporal agony buffer, where you can live a full 80 year cycle in less then an hour.

OpenStars, in Official Moderator Announcement: The TenForward Agony Booth Has Been Installed
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video

(needs audio, annoyingly won’t stop after first playthrough but plays in a loop - anyone know how to tell it to do that?)

FlyingSquid,
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Have you tried putting it in the agony booth?

OpenStars,
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No, it was straight to the pattern buffer for that one!

jawa21,
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It needs to truly be externally hosted instead of embedded like this. Lemmy embeds are lacking a lot, but I doubt proper audio for them is even planned.

OpenStars,
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Lemmy is most definitely still in beta, if not alpha even, though we all have fun here:-).

robdor,

It actually sounds like it could be part of a song like this hah. Like part of that weird frontier psychiatry song.

OpenStars,
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Here’s a frontier opening song for ya:-)

FlyingSquid, in Live long and suck it
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IDIC

Infinite Diversity in Infinite Currency.

FlyingSquid, in Enterprise J(r)
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Of course I find this (ten years) after my daughter turned 3.

Blue_Morpho,

I’m decades away from grandchildren but I know what woodworking project I’m starting next.

Zachariah, in Live long and suck it
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That would be illogical.

UpperBroccoli, in Stand down Red Alert

You could say it burns.

ininewcrow, in Live long and suck it
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NateNate60, in Live long and suck it

The Bank of Canada should print a $5 note with Spock on it and sell it for $50 to Trekkies. Would sell like replicated hotcakes

fogstormberry,

there’s precedent. they’ve done star trek silver coins

Mongostein, in Live long and suck it

They changed the fiver since that and you can’t do it on the new ones.

ItsAFake, in Live long and suck it

There’s only one solution, just put Spock on there, the people obviously want it!

voracitude,

Seriously, at least as a special event thing for the 10th anniversary of Leonard Nimoy’s death or something. It’ll be such a missed opportunity, otherwise!

NoMoreLurkingToo, in Recently re-watched The Orville, and now Discovery, and just made this connection.

This also happened in an episode of The Outer Limits (spoilers: theouterlimits.fandom.com/wiki/The_Light_Brigade)

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