NakariLexfortaine

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NakariLexfortaine,

ur mom!"

NakariLexfortaine,

Bah. I’ve felt worse looking in the mirror most mornings! Your attempts are nothing against the horrors my own mind may make!

NakariLexfortaine,

Jauwn is a treat, and he makes such cool intros. He adds a nice perspective to the crypto games market. Open about his views on what it’s used for, but still willing to give it an honest try and look at it as a game alongside everything else.

NakariLexfortaine,

Xraydius Visionus!

Wait, that’s see through skin. Whoops.

NakariLexfortaine,

Why do I feel like I know what happened to the first one?

NakariLexfortaine,

Who knew we were right all along back in middle school.

NakariLexfortaine,

Very popular song in certain circles.

You can find the Rammstein fan in any crowd by just yelling out “DU”. It’s the metalhead version of Marco Polo.

NakariLexfortaine,

Weirdly, Masc Voice and Femme Voice kinda just switch in and out. I have no clue if there’s a correlation, or if my brain is still just adjusting, because Femme is definitely the more dominant of the two, but I have to use Masc for work and such, still, vocally.

NakariLexfortaine,

It’s not much better, but sourdough demi-baguettes.

Still filling as fuck, too.

NakariLexfortaine,

As a fun reference:

There’s a set of cutscenes for one expansion, Heavensward, that became a meme in the community. The devs put a warning that the cutscenes would be so long, you might want to go get a drink and some snacks.

NakariLexfortaine,

About to say, I’ll be kind, but you wanna sass me? When I kept your ass alive in the fire? When I’m topping your DPS while pulling the tank outta the red? Bitch, I’ll keep myself alive while I walk outta here.

Don’t cross your healers. We might sometimes be sluts for some praise, don’t mean we’ll take shit.

NakariLexfortaine,

Healing is a very interesting experience, for me. You need a whole new level of awareness, as you’re now watching what everyone is doing, and need them working in line to best do your job. Resource management is on a whole other level when you now have all of yours, the entire parties health and buffs, and whatever the boss has counting down.

It’s a very active style of play, especially once triage comes in. When shit hits the fan, you need to decide who you can even try to save, and if they’re worth saving. I’ve had times that I left a DPS on the ground because it was quicker to just start dumping all I had into burning down the boss, and grab 'em up after the fact.

Then comes in the fun of having multiple healers. You gotta work out who’s taking what chunk, if and when you need to cover each other, and half the time you might end up healing the wrong people, because at some point you stop seeing the names. It’s just health bars and cool downs. Nothing matters except keeping those bars just full enough.

NakariLexfortaine,

It takes the right kind of person. I don’t know what, exactly, is broken in us, but there’s just something about all the chaos and going “Yeah, I can turn this into order”. People thought I was kidding when I told them tanking was me taking a mental break. Hell yeah, it was, shout at things, make sure to use my squishes as fart-targets, and just shut my brain off and let all of the rage I’ve built up keeping idiots alive out by smashing this things face in.

NakariLexfortaine,

HOLY SHIT, IT’S LIKE THEY MADE A SEQUEL TO THE SNES GAME!

For those who didn’t grow up with it, there were 5 titles released under “Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers” back in the day, with some consoles having a very different game. The big two I remember was a super solid side-scrolling beat-em-up for the SNES, and a fighting game on the Genesis.

NakariLexfortaine,

“They expect people to get fucking water from this? No wonder they’re fucking dying!”

NakariLexfortaine,

Did you do it as was intended, alone in a dark room in single player, or are you one of those sick freaks that can only get their fix when others are involved?

Shame, shame upon you! One day, you’ll look upon your hands to find only claws, capable only of holding a controller, and watch as your life falls into a line of Tetrominoes, a wall that will never clear!

NakariLexfortaine,

I wouldn’t be surprised if Shadow came out as gay.

Unless it was aimed at anyone outside of Sonic.

And Big is an Aroace in a platonic life partnership with Froggy, and I refuse to believe otherwise.

NakariLexfortaine,

“All I’m sayin’ is, I’ve never seen a straight hedgehog deepthroat a chilli dog.”

Heavily tongue in cheek, but I don’t disagree. I think he’d happily let Knuckles search for his “Master Emerald”.

NakariLexfortaine,

Pagan Min about to be pissed.

NakariLexfortaine,

Especially the throne.

“Spiked for their pleasure”, as I always say. Or was that from ScrewJack?

NakariLexfortaine,

Then you should read the paperwork better.

Now, either walk into that bank and get my money, or I push this button. They’ll be finding shrapnel from those bars 3 counties over.

NakariLexfortaine,

Always sleep with your plug in, people.

It’s not government propaganda, it’s for your own safety, stop questioning the cat tail. It’s for emergency removal.

NakariLexfortaine,

Sounds like a neat concept, but I’m hoping it’s something more than Eternal but in the Middle Ages. I was kinda excited when they said Eternal/TAG was the end of the Slayers story, wouldn’t mind seeing the world through someone else’s eyes for a bit.

NakariLexfortaine,

At this point, it’s not even a zombie.

The Atari shambling around today is Frankensteins Monster without the self-awareness, merely ripping parts off to replace when needed.

NakariLexfortaine,

It’s a weird running theme with older style deck art.

You’ll see a 2 of Swords that’s just a dude holding two regular sized swords, then you see the 6 of Swords and now they’re wall-hangers triple the length of the bed.

NakariLexfortaine,

Kirby played a key part in Project Mayhem, but had to be cut out due to licensing issues.

NakariLexfortaine,

Wait, there’s little gay people in my phone?!

Hold on, I’ll get the toolkit, you can join my little Elf village. They needed somewhere to go after the… Laptop incident.

NakariLexfortaine,

How’s the land looking?

Like, can I expect a rainbow volcano anytime soon? Or are you planning Gay Space first? Because if you’re 50/50, I will make sacrifices to the Gaycano. Fabulous, fabulous sacrifices.

NakariLexfortaine,

I’m making a note here; “Huge success”

NakariLexfortaine,

Just stay the fuck away from Taco Bell.

NakariLexfortaine,

Oh yay, my Sim can watch real ads in-between in-game TV shows while listening to Katy Perry in Simlish, wearing their official Diesel clothes, and putting on their MAC makeup.

Can’t wait to be blasted with a stuff pack full of vintage Pepsi-Cola™ merchandise next!

NakariLexfortaine,

Hey, baculum are common among multiple species!

They could just be a highly intelligent raccoon who has been shamed into wearing pants by their human peers due to social pressures.

NakariLexfortaine,

Man, some of those kids really never recovered from filming The Wall, huh?

NakariLexfortaine,

Remember, according to the adverts, Rayman is fucking hung.

Mans got a baseball bat floating from his body, they just refuse to show us.

NakariLexfortaine,

But Yor wears a loincloth.

NakariLexfortaine,

“We understand we pissed you off, so here’s some crumbs. Be happy with it.”

NakariLexfortaine,

Damn, I had my heart set on Bimmy’s great return.

NakariLexfortaine,

Before we had “I love you. And I love all you guys.”, we had Sonic and Amy.

Never forget.

NakariLexfortaine,

I didn’t realize they owned Dark Horse.

Shit, now I’m trying to remember the last time I paid attention to a Dark Horse release. I thought they just quietly died at some point.

NakariLexfortaine,

The first one was my introduction to “Fables” as a series, and it shot right up into my favorites.

I’m not expecting greatness out of this one, but at least something decent. I just want more of that world.

NakariLexfortaine,

Eh, you don’t wanna risk touching a corpse, don’t make a casket salad.

The corpse is part of the experience. It’s why they’re posed holding the dressing options. Pry them from their cold, dead fingers!

NakariLexfortaine,

Chaos Activist.

NakariLexfortaine,

Oh, but we have nothing to say about Togepi?

TOGEPI?!

The little ball of anarchy and treachery who will use Metronome and sheer cuteness to make your life a living hell?!

The other four are fine. But that egg shoulda been hardboiled.

NakariLexfortaine,

Togepi goes from “cute” to “Arceus’ afterbirth” to “absolutely fabulous”.

I call it “the Feebas cycle”.

NakariLexfortaine,

The Minish Cap was a fun time, but the Kinstones…

I remember having to find a guide to get all of them.

NakariLexfortaine,

The sequel has the better story, but Imma be honest, I don’t think WD1 was hard to beat there. It had some genuinely memorable moments, but there was some jank bolting over with the changes to Aiden, in my opinion.

WD2 is worth it if you enjoyed 1. It definitely shows some of the later Ghost Recon bones in there, but they work pretty well within the context of the world, and the cast is actually pretty fun. It felt like they took a more relaxed approach from the outset, and it fares better for it.

NakariLexfortaine,

Out of nowhere, I had the sudden urge to play New Vegas again, so that’s been taking up my time. Been enjoying a more Vanilla+ playthrough, just the patches to help it run better. And Someguys quest mods, but they fit right in to me. Still haven’t made my way onto The Strip, though I’ve cleared Boone’s quest and I’m working on Veronica’s(with E-DE in tow, of course).

It’s been awhile for me, been a nice revisit. Just taking my time, and really enjoying all the little rediscoveries I’ve been making.

NakariLexfortaine,

I want to be excited, but I have two concerns:

Will they be faithful and keep the old school weirdness?

And will 2 be both halves bundled, or is it going to be two releases between them?

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