Quark has lots of ahistorical options for the Holosuites
Bashir, especially, likes this one.
RizzRustbolt, Honestly… I just want a holo prgram that’s just me washing dishes with Lucy Lawless while we chat about stuff.
Panurge987, “Along side” should be one word: “alongside”.
Fuck_u_spez_, I’m going to need an unlimited supply of hot pockets with that.
Anyolduser, Jesus Christ that’s a deep cut reference.
Fuck_u_spez_, Yeah but it’s Lemmy. I knew I could count on you guys.
ummthatguy, 
Mirshe, God bless DJ Qualls.
PlainSimpleGarak, What the hell are those? Did you kill a cheetah?
teft, 
Can i play as Gabrielle?
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks, Only if I get to play as Joxer!
ItsAFake,
negativenull, 
Kira would make a kick-ass sidekick to Xena!
kellyaster, 
By the cocks of Kahless! Are we able to disengage the safety protocols on this, or is that extra?
Infynis, 
Don’t worry, that always happens on its own eventually
negativenull, That’ll cost extra latinum to make Quark look the other way.
ItsAFake, Come on, it’s Quarks man, it’s part of the package.
negativenull, If he can charge extra, he will charge extra. It’s one of the Rules of Acquisition (maybe)
ItsAFake, The safety’s being off are included, access to that part of the holoprogram costs 2 bars each time.
ininewcrow, 
In the base protocol, all characters have no genitals or nipples. That is also extra.
There is a deluxe package sponsored by Galactic Pornhub that is a XXX version.
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