PeterPoopshit

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PeterPoopshit, (edited )

Me too. Gimp is awesome. I can do everything I want and more really easily. I just don’t get the hate. Photoshop is cancer, it’s slower than Gimp and it’s not even worth pirating. It hurts Adobe more if you use open source alternatives.

PeterPoopshit, (edited )

This is a valid preference I’m and tired of pretending it’s not. Vagina, penis, doesn’t matter. I am attracted to feminine features and a penis doesn’t get in the way of that.

PeterPoopshit,

Your choice

PeterPoopshit,

The only disadvantage of display port that I can think of is that it’s harder to find capture devices (or at least Linux compatible ones) that have display port. Generally no one cares about that stuff though. I use capture cards because I sometimes do stuff involving other computers and it’s 1000 times more convenient to have a vlc window floating around with the display output.

No one seems to have this use case besides me, I’m just glad that there exist capture cards fast enough to do playback in real-time and not a 5 second delay. I don’t stream.

PeterPoopshit,

OK fine. I just went outside and poked at the grass for several minutes. Now what?

PeterPoopshit,

Here I was thinking “lol how fucked up would it be to name your kid Pia. It sounds like pee”. Turns out it’s a real thing

PeterPoopshit,

Yet another reason I never buy anything from Nintendo. Fuck those fucks. On average only like 2 Nintendo games per console generation are ever any good anyway. They should be held responsible for all the e-waste they generate.

PeterPoopshit,

If I were offered $75k to have 1 kid, I’d still have to turn it down.

PeterPoopshit, (edited )

Great game. Awesome game. Runs like shit in late game even on modern hardware unless you keep things smaller and boring + the modding situation sucks a lot. Fun enough to still be worth playing. Hopefully someday they’ll make a sequel to address some of these issues or someone else will make a similar game with better performance. Sins 2 is a thing but it’s only on epic and I don’t use Windows. We might get a steam release some day but until then I’m too lazy to pirate it.

PeterPoopshit,

I’m going to cum in my toilet, a cumsock, a tissue or generally anywhere besides a vagina every day for the rest of my life. Fuck these fascists.

PeterPoopshit,

Before the court ruling, I was already doing all that just for fun. Now I’m doing it for political reasons and also for fun.

PeterPoopshit,

This is the most awesome thing I’ve ever seen

PeterPoopshit,

If they really have been working on this for the past 4 years like they say, I wouldn’t go as far as to say it will live up to the trailer and hype but it’s still a unique idea that hasn’t been done to death so unless they sell out or really fuck up, I think it will still be a good game.

If this wasn’t an indie game it would have no chance. An AAA studio or publisher would never risk pursuing a new idea like this in the first place though

PeterPoopshit, (edited )

Unless they put the og bf1 maps into bf2 like that one pc mod does AND also implement splitscreen on the console versions, there will be no point in playing this. A pc version will only be worth playing if it can still load custom maps and only if the multi-player works ok with custom maps like the original which is a hard bar to reach considering even complicated custom maps with lots of hacks work well over lan.

I played the crap out of this as a kid and also as an adult. It’s one of the greatest games ever made. It has to at least be better than the original in every way or it’s blasphemy.

PeterPoopshit,

They invented metal knives at some point. I don’t even think walmart sells poop knives anymore.

PeterPoopshit,

Once lemmy got popular, I just decided next time I get banned I won’t make a new reddit account. Sure enough, I got banned without breaking any rules. Good riddance.

PeterPoopshit,

The bible says it’s legal to smoke crack if you do it in a room made out of pasta because if God doesn’t see it, it didn’t happen. I didn’t read the bible or anything but neither do most religious people so same difference.

PeterPoopshit,

The more As a game has the shittier it is. Which reminds me. Come check out my new game on my onlyfans. It’s a AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA game which means it’s basically pong but with microtransactions and ads I’m sure it’ll be a hit.

PeterPoopshit,

Optimization? Pffffft. Nvidia probably pays game developers to make unoptimized games just to boost gpu sales.

PeterPoopshit,

Quadruple A? How do they determine how many A’s a game gets? How to we know they actually mixed all 4 A’s in with the recipe and not 3.5 of them?

PeterPoopshit,

I know a guy who had someone randomly place an empty dumpster on his property at night and leave it there. The police are completely stumped and no one knows where it came from.

PeterPoopshit,

This is some quality content

PeterPoopshit, (edited )

They’re making another one? Fuck. My pc can’t even run the current one. The current one has better than real life graphics, what more do people want? Is Nvidia giving everyone at Microsoft blowjobs or something? Give people time to catch up ffs.

I’m glad I don’t care for flight sims because fsx, the one before the current one, doesn’t run well on modern pcs because of its stupid 4gb ram limit crashes. I’m not playing in fucking 800x600 just to avoid a crash.

PeterPoopshit,

I think it’s a 4 barrel shotgun with a grenade launcher. Looks like 12 guage probably.

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The future of Xbox will be revealed on February 15th

https://www.theverge.com/2024/2/12/24070445/microsoft-xbox-business-update-event-future-february-15

@games

PeterPoopshit, (edited )

People spent lots of effort on Xbox 360 hacking just because microsoft spent so much effort making it as unhackable as possible. Fortunately, console gaming is so much less relevant today that it’s not even worth remembering what the latest consoles are. Sure, there are some shitty AAA titles that lock things down or are so demanding they need a $100k pc but between the few ethical worthwhile ones and the expansive library of actually good indie games on steam, consoles just aren’t worth fucking with anymore.

PeterPoopshit,

It’s all fun and games until someone brings their mom’s tentacle dildo to school.

Help me choose a keyboard

I am in the market for a new keyboard. I really want something that is backlit, has a volume control and has the full layout with numpad. If I can’t find something with those 3 features I’ll just keep fighting with my shitty half working one because it’s not that bad and there not being a better option will just motivate...

PeterPoopshit,

After doing a little research, maybe I’ll build a keyboard after all if I can get all the features I want. Where do I buy backlight compatible switches? Does “RGB switch” mean that the switch has rgb lights inside of it or are the leds usually attached to the circuit board? Are there cheaper ones I can buy that don’t cost $3.99 each?

PeterPoopshit,

You only date females? Wow that’s a really offensive and insensitive thing to say. Also unrealistic, as this criteria blocks out half of all people. Prepare to get cancelled /s

PeterPoopshit,

Life is too short to play that stupid game. It’s bullshit for everyone involved. I’m happy to be single.

PeterPoopshit,

Makes sense. Ever wondered why there are enough nukes to destroy multiple planets? Ever wondered why the US military is large enough to defeat God? The military industrial complex is about to go interstellar. We’re in a cold war right now on an intergalactic scale. World War 3 is going to be cancelled and we will instead get Galaxy War 1.

PeterPoopshit,

Circumcision leftovers

PeterPoopshit,

Actually if he has a feminine enough cock, you don’t have to say “no homo”. In 2024, the no homo rule is only necessary for the exceptionally long veiny hairy ones.

PeterPoopshit,

I would have loved to have this game as a kid. It may be a 6 out of 10 but most of the other harry potter shovelware they shit out when the movies were coming was at best a 0.2 out of 10. The only arguably not that bad one was the prisoner of azkaban movie based game.

PeterPoopshit,

I can’t afford a kid which is why I do condoms, birth control and anime to achieve 298% effectiveness. Every time I coom, there is a 1 in 3 chance someone’s baby will spontaneously despawn from existence.

PeterPoopshit,

I just hate the ones that block you for using Linux. User agent spoofers work but they’ll figure out how to block those too someday.

PeterPoopshit,

Women can get wet sometimes so it is common decency to have a lot of dehumidifiers. If you bring a lady home and she sees your array of 6 dehumidifiers per room, she will be so impressed that she will instantly rip off her clothes and fuck the shit out of you.

PeterPoopshit,

inb4 it then devolves into a flame war over which piss tastes best and which cheese to pair each piss flavor with.

PeterPoopshit,

Fucking reddit. This one asshat had been harassing me for months and blatantly violating reddit TOS multiple times. Admins gave zero fucks. Eventually somehow I got banned instead of him. What a shithole.

PeterPoopshit,

Having sex with women is considered gay in 2024. Since it’s gay either way, you might as well go for the bussy.

PeterPoopshit, (edited )

For $1000, I wonder if someone could rig together a very shitty way of making low quality anvils out of garbage like aluminum or very shitty steel/cast iron and pass it off as a “real anvil” that I found in the dump or something.

That would be a lot of work of course but in today’s economy and job market, a huge amount of effort just to get $1000 isn’t necessarily a waste of time especially if you can do it multiple times before they find out.

PeterPoopshit,

We are totally screwed because now they’re going to put these in cheap laptops and peddle them to the elderly and the non-technically inclined who don’t know any better. Then, us tech people have to deal with “why is my Windows 11 pentium 3 pc so goddamned slow”

PeterPoopshit,

What are you going to do if people refuse to stop cumming? I’m even rubbing one out to this post just for good measure.

What's your favorite game that you will NEVER finish?

This question popped into my head when I was playing Void Stranger. I just got done with the game and will probably never play it again despite not finishing it. The game is genuinely amazing but it just gets so demanding as you progress through it. I ended up watching the second half of the game on YouTube....

PeterPoopshit,

Factorio with the space exploration mod.

PeterPoopshit,

There is no better place to spread the good word of Arch Linux than a gas station bathroom. I also let Mormon evangelists into my place just to show them how great Arch Linux is.

PeterPoopshit,

Trying to compile well-documented github projects is a crap shoot half the time. iirc no one figured out how to compile even the Windows XP source code when it got leaked and it’s long gone/no longer obtainable so no one can try. The chances of anything coming out of this that the average person will see are almost complete zero.

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