Spendrill

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Spendrill,

Offensive language.

Spendrill,

Needs this to be in the middle.

Spendrill,

It’s how I market my sperm…

Spendrill,

What a fucking charmer.

Spendrill,

Shams and Noor: so do you go and hunt fish for your dinner, sir? Do you, sir? Stop messing about and open a tin of tuna so we can all eat.

Spendrill,

It’s all very well people going on about accordion man’s impatience but if you also had a leg hose full of okra to empty you’d soon see how it feels to be clowned on by a glam rocker with a bucket.

Spendrill,

Back in the day I was told:

The volts give you the jolts
But the amps give you the cramps

Spendrill,

How many Korean bus drivers does it take to escort a six-toed Galilean to… where is Jesus going btw?

Spendrill,

Ahhhhhhh, I get it. JESU 1 had problems so he had to go to JESU 2 to heal him. Unfortunately JESU 2 also had problems that were beyond the combined powers of him and JESU Prime which caused JESU 3 to come into existence. So this here is JESU 23, he’s just fixed JESU 22’s shit but he’s a bit unsteady walking on water with the extra limbs so he’s off to see JESU 24.

Spendrill,

When you’ve got someone saying things like: “I am the light” clearly we’re beyond the particle/waveform level of confusion.

Spendrill,

The beoseu unjeonsa came in ten by ten, hurrah, hurrah!

Dell is so frustrating

Dell has got to be one of the most frustrating companies that put out a linux laptop. They put out a laptop certified for ubuntu but then never support newer releases. A big part of their hardware is always proprietary drivers like webcam, fingerprint reader etc… Then you update to a new LTS release because lets be serious...

Spendrill,

Dell are shit. It was a good day when the last Dell in the family was switched out for Macs.*

*I don’t like Macs either but I could plausibly refuse to support them on the basis that I didn’t know how they worked and the hardware is all locked down.

Spendrill,

How am I supposed to ask for my yellow bentines now?

Spendrill,

Exploits of a mom

Spendrill,

Give a kid a weird name and the bully will pick on them but set a bully on fire… no… wait, I think I got that wrong.

Spendrill,

What if the gut biome is secretly controlling the brain? What then, huh?

Spendrill,

Wolverhampton: triggered.

Spendrill,

Appreciate the hustle, Wulfila.

Spendrill,

Dirty fuckers.

Spendrill,

That drake is ducked.

Spendrill,

The word ‘cat’ doing a lot of heavy lifting in that sentence…

Spendrill,

God invented racism so that mankind could not access his realm. God’s staunchest followers using racism to prevent social mobility to this very day.

Spendrill,

That he was and I think that Captain Beefheart was also a strong contender.

Spendrill,

Where can I read about that?

Spendrill,

I reckon that Don being who he was and Frank being who he was there’d have been an incident at some point anyway. Jimmy Carl Black on the subject: youtu.be/rdZAx5YnwGE?si=E7YHJH-5psNxKyGe&t=1371

Spendrill,

So tender…

Spendrill,

Jesus was giving really explicit instructions on how to achieve salvation before they nailed him up there so I’m going to call your interpretation a swing and a miss. Sounds like one of those retcons that happened after the Romans took over the church like that whole wacky ‘let’s canonize Christ’s actual murderer and blame it on the Jews’ caper.

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