TheControlled

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God, Lemmy is filled with sweaty Linux evangelists.

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Well basically any conversation about any computers or game consoles is railroaded and ruined by Linux sweats immediately. So no.

And fuck you for being a part of the problem, with your snarky crap.

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Never been to Twitter. Do people like you I wonder? Or are you just a smug douche when people threaten your little safe space, circle jerk?

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That makes no sense.

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I’ll take “Movies with poor portrayals of real things that changed the world anyway,” for $500, Alex.

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Dispatched? You guys don’t say shipped?

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The infantilization of anime girls is real and I am a pretty intense anti-fan of it.

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I love that movie. Maybe not as much as this guy. If this stupid story is true.

Also, “wretched whore” seems pretty intense, no?

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I’m shocked I’ve never seen this meme format satired like this before.

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Word on the street is that GenZ kids are more likely to fall for this. Swap IRS with TikTok or some shit.

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I was literally playing as a girl before it was cool in the early-00s (as a straight cis guy). My friends called me gay or thought it was weird and so did other gamer guys. Now all my friends do it and it’s popular in general (again, in relation to straight cis guys).

I sometimes want to play as a guy now because it’s too mainstream and I’m a hipster asshole. Only half kidding.

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Speaking from an American POV, that’s probably because parents would still rather commit seppuku than be open about human sexuality because they are prudes and cowards. Gratefully my parents weren’t that way but my friends weren’t so lucky.

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Ha! That’s amazing! Some of the best props are just weird looking shit that we’ve had for decades.

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They’re trying to say the set dresser bought one of the for the show.

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PS+ I want to play online, I like getting the free games, I need cloud storage for saves.

I’m also on PC and realize two of those three are free. I’m willing to pay on PS because the couch experience is so, so, so much better than PC could ever be, no matter how many times PC creeps screech at me that I’m wrong.

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Seems like they get allllllll the babes, amirite?

👈🏻😎👉🏻

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WOW! Now that’s what I call oppression!

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Can’t believe they’re on their 1,414th volume. Getting pretty stale imo but people must keep buying them! Or threatened to buy it at gun point! NOW That’s What I Call Systemic Cycle of Violence!

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Nah, it’s boiled through. Clean as a scalpel. And vaginal fluid is acidic enough to burn skin. Should be fine.

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You can really separate the veterans from the rookies with this post. The kiddies are about to throw up in their mouth and vets are like “just another Monday on the internet.”

This is on the very low end of kink. If you think this is crazy, or sickening then you my friend are a big scoop of vanilla. No hate though. Vanilla is fine too.

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Should have bought American. Other than Boeing. Sucks to suck.

-----> /s <------ There you go. I was joking Lemmy. Learn how to read between the fucking lines, tankie neck beards.

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Hahaha really? I was joking. Murica was playing the long game I guess.

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Seemed realistic enough at first but then “thinks for herself” and “been to more than 3 countries” puts this obviously in satire land.

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Rule indeed. I love that shit. Little Sriracha too? POP! Could make cat shit taste gourmet, I bet.

I have IBS so spicy food makes no changes to what I already got going on.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/ed36a299-62bd-4d23-bf30-413b59dd3050.gif

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It did? Who’s collective consciousness are you attached to? It’s a huge fucking hit.

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Oh I see. I recognize your smell. It’s bullshit.

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early Nine Inch Nails

Excuse me? The Yakuza got beef with the middle and late NIN eras? Get fucked! I’ll kick your ass for such bullshit! Online! Only…! Online!

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“How did you evolve mammaries? Does that mean you don’t lay your eggs? How long does it take your children to mature? Do you nurture them the whole time or less than that? If you and I had sex, do you expect pleasure or just fertilization?”

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That could be cool. What would also be cool, in the same vein is if it was mimicry/imitation. Like if you got up close you’d realize the boobs were an optical illusion on top of some kind of scale protrusion. In fact most of her was mimicry and she just was a big ass lizard. And not even female lol.

What I’m trying to say is that I love the Guillermo del Toro creature feature Mimic.

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Thanks, “uwu language” makes me want to vomit in the best of times. Now I know what the worst of times feels like.

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6th graders are not arbiters of slang. 15-24 year olds are.

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Sony doesn’t give a shit because non-PSN countries account for fuck all of their sales. Just pirate it and move on. Stop crying like it’s your Holy duty to give megacorps your money.

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Is this image funny because all three of those things are trash?

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If you are starting to like a European, especially a German, make sure to ask them their opinions on Syrians and Turks. Their answers may surprise you!

They sure as fuck surprised me 😰

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My favorite thing about arguing with racist Europeans is that they are CONVINCED they aren’t racist, even though they literally just told me that Syrians are disgusting people who need to go home. Or this totally true story you just said.

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Marketing genius. Not for the snack, but for himself.

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That doesn’t make the owner a douchebag. I guess it’s viewed as a distasteful accessory? Ok.

I don’t understand why I’m being downvoted.

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