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Dasnap

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I feel persecuted; I’m shitting and cumming in fear.

Dasnap,
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Better than cumming shit. UTIs abound.

I didn't know where else to ask rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

How do you shave your balls? Every time I’ve tried with my trimmer it pinches and tears my sack and I’m too traumatized to try it again unless there’s a full proof bloodless method. Usually I just pluck as many as I can tolerate while I’m sitting around watching YouTube or somethin. But it’s such a pain (literally)....

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I actually found a normal razor to work better than a trimmer.

Also… try getting a stiffie during the process so your nutsack tightens up, makes it easier.

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If the football teams just worked together, they could score so many more goals.

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I tried FFXIV but then discovered that the popular MMO plays like an MMO.

Dasnap,
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So Matt Berry being in Fable is pretty much a given at this point, right?

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This is how you catch English northerners.

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He was stealing his sister’s toys and fucking with them in ways that scared her. Lad isn’t innocent.

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It’s also been put straight onto Game Pass.

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“Your honor, please don’t tell mum. You can have the Xbox for a week just don’t tell her.”

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The feds are unaware of my giant bucket of boiling oil.

What should I understand about Guardians of the Galaxy as someone who's never watched any of the movies but I'm playing the game right now?

So I am playing the game because it was free on my PlayStation plus premium and I got a reward on my PlayStation app for playing it. I’ve kind of gotten into Guardians of the Galaxy now but I went into the game basically blind. I knew who Rocket Raccoon was and Groot but that was about it. So I do understand that Rocket...

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The games are their own canon, so going in fresh is perfectly fine, if not expected.

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By ‘retired’ they mean ‘made redundant and failing to find other work’.

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Can anyone recommend a good cock for beginners?

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Looks sweet; applied for the beta.

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Does the app need to be open (like old PokeGo…) or does it just track in the background?

Dasnap,
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I found I did a lot more chores when I started tracking them with a points system.

I watched more new TV & movies when I signed up for Trakt, more games with Exophase and Backloggd, more books with StoryGraph, more anime and manga with Myanimelist…

Dasnap,
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Immersive sim progression options:

  • Pick a lock
  • Hack a computer
  • Climb up to an air duct
  • Genocide
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If you use Lemmy then there’s a good chance you watch one of these channels:

  • Technology Connections
  • LGR
  • Cathode Ray Dude
  • Summoning Salt
  • Accursed Farms / Ross’s Game Dungeon
  • Action Retro
  • Code Bullet
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Action Retro has worn a Lemmy shirt in a video, so he might have some presence somewhere.

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Ah yes, Linux mum.

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This is why I buy GOG first where possible. You can block my account, but ya can’t take my hard drive.

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Would be cool to see it support libraries outside the Steam ecosystem and have it as a general Wine platform. Would be nice to use it with some GOG games.

Dasnap,
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Either way, I thought it would be better to play it safe than possibly ruin someone’s day. Not worth a silly haha funni.

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Really I’d hope the screenshot would mean they wouldn’t need to go and look, especially with the warning. Crap like this seems to keep cropping up in that panel so it probably needs to be vetted more.

Edit: Looks like it’s been nuked anyway; problem solved(?)

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Yeah it’s more of a small village.

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Activision were properly fucked if people stopped caring about CoD, eh?

I wonder if they’ll vary anything up with new owners.

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One word: Warzone.

The main series also still does well every year.

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So if I’m straight, I can keep drinking my Monster, right?

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Can I suck some cock as a preventative measure?

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“Mate can you sort your shit out.”

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Straight women and gay men can also love them because they’re just cool.

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TIL what autosexuality is.

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So having an alter ego would be a fursona?

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Do GMod servers work at all with 3rd party asset providers, or does everything have to come from the Workshop?

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I lost mine in a tragic sounding incident.

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I let go and it kinda just slid in too far.

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